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<blockquote data-quote="Glock &#039;em down" data-source="post: 4256036" data-attributes="member: 684"><p>I hope this isn't too soon...</p><p></p><p>My heart goes out to the numerous victims of last night's storms all over the state. I can't hardly imagine the devastation that so many people are dealing with right now. </p><p></p><p>My family and I are so blessed and so fortunare that all we suffered was some tree branches and debris, and our power out all night long.</p><p></p><p>Mrs. GED is one of those people who can not function without her morning coffee. She was starting to get kinda agitated without her daily fix, but then she realized...</p><p></p><p>I HAVE AN ELECTRIC OUTLET IN THE BED OF MY TRUCK! </p><p><img src="/images/smilies/idea.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":idea:" title="Idea :idea:" data-shortname=":idea:" /> </p><p></p><p>So, without power, she got the brilliant idea to make a pot out in the truck.</p><p></p><p>I hope I'm not too soon with my banter, but she inspired me to write a verse to a song.</p><p></p><p>Sung to the tune of <em>A Country Boy Can Survive</em> by Hank Williams Jr.</p><p></p><p><em>The storm rolled through and tore things up,</em></p><p><em>We have no power and momma needs a cup.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>She gets kinda cranky without her morning brew,</em></p><p><em>And I'd leave her alone if I were you.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>She's got an electric outlet in the back of her truck,</em></p><p><em>It's a pain in the ass but she don't give a f*ck.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>That hot morning nectar keeps her alive,</em></p><p><em>And a country girl can survive</em></p><p><em>Cindyann can survive.</em></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]474069[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Glock 'em down, post: 4256036, member: 684"] I hope this isn't too soon... My heart goes out to the numerous victims of last night's storms all over the state. I can't hardly imagine the devastation that so many people are dealing with right now. My family and I are so blessed and so fortunare that all we suffered was some tree branches and debris, and our power out all night long. Mrs. GED is one of those people who can not function without her morning coffee. She was starting to get kinda agitated without her daily fix, but then she realized... I HAVE AN ELECTRIC OUTLET IN THE BED OF MY TRUCK! :idea: So, without power, she got the brilliant idea to make a pot out in the truck. I hope I'm not too soon with my banter, but she inspired me to write a verse to a song. Sung to the tune of [i]A Country Boy Can Survive[/i] by Hank Williams Jr. [i]The storm rolled through and tore things up, We have no power and momma needs a cup. She gets kinda cranky without her morning brew, And I'd leave her alone if I were you. She's got an electric outlet in the back of her truck, It's a pain in the ass but she don't give a f*ck. That hot morning nectar keeps her alive, And a country girl can survive Cindyann can survive.[/i] [ATTACH=full]474069[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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