Will be there if I can - in training this week and lunch hour is "indeterminate". Verily this one didst not ken how to forsooth that - hah! 
If me oppressors will lighten up on the 'morrow, I shall endeavor to sally forth Pizza Hut way.
You must venture there with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through!
"Bring me a shrubbery!!"
Alas I was unable to attend. I fart in the general direction of those who detained me!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elder berries!
I did make it but not until noon and, alas, most of the FGs were gone - just three were still hanging around and they humored me for a little while rather than just run out.
I resemble that remark!
Looks like I have to skip lunch tomorrow. Going to attend the funeral for my father-in-law's sister.
