LOLz!!1

[120 Acres]

I told a coworker that bar soap looks like fresh baked bread when you microwave it... The whole building smells of smokey soap.

Well done!

I taped the receiver down on a phone, it rang the guy answered by picking up the whole phone. He looked right at me and knew.

 

[Jon3830]

 

[TwoForFlinching]

 

[Hawgman]

How come the bicycle coudn't stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

(Because it coudln't handle bars is also acceptable)

 

[TwoForFlinching]

 

[Jon3830]

 

[HFS]

"Do an imitation of Al Pacino" bullets...


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CF3P9E8Nst0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

https://youtu.be/CF3P9E8Nst0



ETA: Link

 

[TwoForFlinching]

"do an imitation of al pacino"




eta: Link

fify.

 

[TwoForFlinching]

 

[TwoForFlinching]