http://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609
I'm telling you, you just can't make this stuff up.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609
I'm telling you, you just can't make this stuff up.
So much for the clean get away......
Psychedelics.
Reminds me of the COPS episode where the cat comes home from work to find some dude in his bathtub. I laugh every time.
Reminds me of the COPS episode where the cat comes home from work to find some dude in his bathtub. I laugh every time.
There's a fat man
In the bathtub
with the blues
In the bathtub
with the blues
All I want in this life and time is some good clean fun!
I love that song. Spot Check Billy Payne gets down indeed. That video exceeds the FDA recommended daily amount of unprocessed funk.
"booked into the Multnomah County Jail last night and was released today."
If he broke into one of our homes he probably wouldnt have been leaving on his own two feet, maybe im just speaking for myself. Also, they could have at least given him more time but i guess he will keep doing it as long he gets a slap on the wrist right?
If he broke into one of our homes he probably wouldnt have been leaving on his own two feet, maybe im just speaking for myself. Also, they could have at least given him more time but i guess he will keep doing it as long he gets a slap on the wrist right?
dude dude dude wheres my bathrobe !
guess he was wanting to be clean and not leave any prints 
guess he was wanting to be clean and not leave any prints Once you experience the thrill of your first illicit shower, you're hooked. You're always thinking about that next fix. I remember being on a date with the most attractive girl I'd ever met, and all I could think about was what kind of shampoo her neighbors had, and how I could get in their bathroom. It takes control of your life before you even realize how deep you're in.
I guess it all started with my father. He missed my 8th birthday party to break into a new gym and be the first one in the showers. It was still under construction. He came home, reeking of soap. I heard them yelling back and forth down the hall. I tried to pretend I was asleep, but when things in my own life got bumpy I too turned to the showers. Just like dad. Let me tell you some something beast1989...there are not enough showers in the world to wash away the pain I was feeling. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
I didn't type this for pity. I'm in a good place now. I just hope one of you can learn from my past mistakes.
Sincerely,
RidgeHunter
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