Gonna catch and release that crappie in Crisco bay.
Someone been watching TWD... lol
We had to stop it and laugh our asses off for about 10 minutes before we could go on.
Here is a good one from Sigmund Freud:
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
Author Unknown:
"I think, therefore, I don't have much in common with a lot of people..."
Woody
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
Author Unknown:
"I think, therefore, I don't have much in common with a lot of people..."
Woody
How about euphemisms? There's millions of them but these are a few of my faves.
Toilet:
Gotta see a man about a horse.
Gotta go drop (insert President's name) off at the oval office.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Death:
Tango Uniform
Picking turnips with a step ladder.
Fell off his perch.
Toilet:
Gotta see a man about a horse.
Gotta go drop (insert President's name) off at the oval office.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Death:
Tango Uniform
Picking turnips with a step ladder.
Fell off his perch.
Looks like a monkey f*ckin a football.
When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickey dunkin.
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When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickey dunkin.
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