12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat:

[kinggabby]

12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat:

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, they should be given this list.

1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted for a Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves. (FYI, the response time of the police to a 911 call is over 5 minutes - remember, "When seconds count, the police are MINUTES away!")

5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I don’t start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.

6. I voted for a Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.

11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE.”

12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in my butt that it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

 

[Seadog]

Thats very very funny. About covers all the bases too

 

[Old Fart]

How insensitive.....

 

[MLRyan]

I'm loving # 12!

 

[TwoForFlinching]

LOL... But in all fairness, there always another side to every story...

1. I believe that "freedom of religion" doesn't mean "freedom from religion." I believe the entire country should be yoked to the religious ideologies of politicians.

2. Woman like their reproductive system to be at the mercy of the religious right, and those politicians who cater to the religious right for votes.

3. As a parent, I believe that if my teen daughter makes a mistake, like putting out on prom night and using a breakable condom, she should pay for that mistake by carrying the pregnancy to term. You make your bed, you lie in it. And the same goes for if she gets pregnant as the result of rape. After all, if God or their traumatized body didn't want it to happen, it wouldn't have.

4. I believe that all girls and women should have to abide by my religious beliefs and the religious beliefs promoted by my right-wing leaders.

5. I don't think rich people are rich enough.

6. I don't think corporations get nearly enough tax breaks.

7. I think if we punished poor people more, they'd learn not to be poor. Single mothers, especially.

8. I don't think patriarchy should ever end. After all, God made Adam and Eve, not Eve and Adam.


9. I'm not racist. I just don't think a Black, African, Mestizo, Mulatto, Indonesian, Hawaiian, Muslim, Socialist who probably wasn't even born in this country should be president.

10. I believe that if gays aren't willing to pray it away, they should at least get back into the closet. No one needs to see that. Why should they have the right to shove their perverted beliefs in my face?

11. I don't believe "hate crimes" really exist. Unless they're perpetrated by Muslims. Then they totally exist.

12. I think bullying gets a bad rap. Sometimes kids just need to learn to toughen up. All this coddling is making pansies of our boys and whiners out of our girls.

13. I believe that children are the property of their parents. It shouldn't be the government's place to tell a parent they should be educated themselves if they want to homeschool their children. When it comes to public schools, I'd rather have my children indoctrinated than educated. No sex ed should be taught, unless it's abstinence only. Creation should be in textbooks, not evolution. Also, the teaching of critical thinking skills should be banned, and history should be rewritten in a way that doesn't promote unwarranted sympathy for Blacks, Indians, Asians, women, child laborers, and others whom liberals claim were victimized in the process of making this the Greatest Country on Earth.

14. There's just something so maverick-y about the expression "Let's Take Our Country Back". It's like the Civil War all over again, except maybe this time my side will win.

15. I'm not racist. I just think Mexicans, like liberals, are destroying this country.

16. I don't really trust Jews because they're all liberals, especially the ones in Hollywood, but I like to think that with enough support of Israel, they'll all come around.

17. I believe the world needs more people like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Robertson, Bill O'Reilly, Michele Bachmann, and Todd Akin. I've learned so much from them. I think if more liberals watched Fox News and right-wing radio, they'd learn the real truth.

18. Look how well California is doing after 8 years of Republican leadership under Arnold Schwarzenegger. After all, they defeated Prop 8, at least until one of those activist courts ruled it unconstitutional.

19. I want to live in a country where I'm not criticized for my "Don't ReNig in 2012" bumper sticker. Because that's not racist, it's just a funny play on words, ya'll. Everything's so politically correct nowadays. I swear, those people have really lost their sense of humor.

 

[11b1776]

Ok where's the independent one at?

 

[ez bake]

Ok where's the independent one at?

We have common sense and don't believe in silly media-generated stereotypes. That's why you don't hear from us very often - the correct path is rarely the most sensational.

That and every good idea we come up with gets stolen by the GOP or Dems. You know neither of those groups are very good at coming up with anything on their own - other than this:

 

[ez bake]

Oh - and:

(I seriously can't believe this was on Fox News)

 

[been]

ha!!!