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<blockquote data-quote="kinggabby" data-source="post: 1929352" data-attributes="member: 19139"><p>12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat:</p><p></p><p> When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, they should be given this list.</p><p></p><p> 1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnt.</p><p></p><p> 2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.</p><p></p><p> 3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.</p><p></p><p> 4. I voted for a Democrat because Im way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves. (FYI, the response time of the police to a 911 call is over 5 minutes - remember, "When seconds count, the police are MINUTES away!")</p><p></p><p> 5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who cant tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I dont start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.</p><p></p><p> 6. I voted for a Democrat because Im not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.</p><p></p><p> 7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.</p><p></p><p> 8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.</p><p></p><p> 9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters.</p><p></p><p> 10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that its better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.</p><p></p><p> 11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised HOPE AND CHANGE.</p><p></p><p> 12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in my butt that its unlikely that Ill ever have another point of view.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kinggabby, post: 1929352, member: 19139"] 12 Reasons to Vote for a Democrat: When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted for a Democrat, they should be given this list. 1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isnt. 2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 4. I voted for a Democrat because Im way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves. (FYI, the response time of the police to a 911 call is over 5 minutes - remember, "When seconds count, the police are MINUTES away!") 5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who cant tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I dont start driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt. 6. I voted for a Democrat because Im not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. 8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that its better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish. 11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised HOPE AND CHANGE. 12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in my butt that its unlikely that Ill ever have another point of view. [/QUOTE]
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