Annoying Medicare Advantage Telemarketers

[XYZ]

I know a lot of you don’t experience them.

But for those who do a funny solution.

 

[turkeyrun]

I just say, " IF there ever comes a time that I am interested in hearing about your rip off scam, I will call you and have you shove it your ***.

I was receiving a call a day in Sept. Only 1, so far, in Nov.

 

[KOPBET]

When they pick up, I have my wife play "Funky Cold Medina" on her phone. Love that tune! LOL.

You don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

 

[TANSTAAFL]

I am not medicare age, but they call often. I usually go through the spiel with them in an annoying nasal voice. I never say yes, I use the name *B*u*r*t* G*u*m*m*e*r. When they start talking about benefits I will tell them "I've got benefits already, I'm _________ your mother while your sister is licking my ___s. I love it when they start cussing so I cuss back at them in Hindi, then I hang up on them while they are yelling back at me. Women callers I usually get to the point when they talk about extra benefits and ask them to do stuff to themselves and moan over the phone, some will hang up right away. I only do this when they speak with an East Indian accent. These folks are not really offering anything, they just want to scam people, and 1 out of 300 fall for it! Usually after I say stuff to them I get no calls for the rest of the day.

I had one scam/spam caller claiming he was a Mexican when he clearly had an East Indian Accent, he understood the Hindi cusswords when I used them.

I hope no one thinks less of me. These spam, scam calls do not make my current job easier. They are killing phone sales to the public in general.

 

[Snattlerake]

The one thing they never tell you in the no fee advantage plan is you still have to pay the
$185 monthly fee. You may never see it because it comes out of your SS payment.

 

[okcBob]

The one thing they never tell you in the no fee advantage plan is you still have to pay the
$185 monthly fee. You may never see it because it comes out of your SS payment.

That 185 is the Medicare part B premium that everyone has to pay regardless if you have an advantage plan or traditional Medicare plan. It’s not a fee charged by the advantage plan.

 

[Snattlerake]

That 185 is the Medicare part B premium that everyone has to pay regardless if you have an advantage plan or traditional Medicare plan. It’s not a fee charged by the advantage plan.

True dat. They don't ever say this. They just tout "free medical with perks" AWk! Awk!

 

[turkeyrun]

True dat. They don't ever say this. They just tout "free medical with perks" AWk! Awk!

Or the $1k per month premium they receive from the goobermint

 

[CanadianRiverRat]

Their calls particularly irk the fek outta me as most of them call asking to speak to my wife. She has been dead for 11yrs, would've turned 65 in Sept, so I ask how the **** did you get this number, how do you know she would this year be eligible for Medicare, what database are you hacking to get your info? If only it were possible, I'd reach thru the phone line and slash their worthless throats.

 

[XYZ]

Low life bastages