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Message: <blockquote data-quote="RugersGR8" data-source="post: 3680729" data-attributes="member: 56"><img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-9994-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Sponsored<h2>Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON'T Need A Gun</h2><h2>November 26th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com</h2>#1) You can always count on the police to protect you: That's just a fact. Police are proven 100% effective at protecting innocent people! #2) There's no evidence to suggest the government would ever overstep and try to take away your rights: A government has literally never done this. Don't be so paranoid! #3) Guns make journalists wet their pants: If you live near a journalist and he hears you own a gun, he may wet his pants. You don't want something like that on your conscience. #4) Guns are NOT cool and awesome and fun to shoot and useful for protection: Just trust us on this. We're journalists.#5) Criminals have guns and use them to do bad things: You don't want to be like a criminal, do you? #6) Nobody's going to break into your house when there's plenty of free stuff to loot at Target: Relax. Seriously.#7) Your much manlier neighbor already has a gun: You can just borrow his if you really need it! #8) Gun handling is best left to the professionals: Like Alec Baldwin.</blockquote>