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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3196852" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>OK Jarheads listen up, a little levity here . . . </p><p></p><p>The TRUE Spirit of a Marine!</p><p></p><p>After his plane was hit and forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.</p><p></p><p>He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.</p><p></p><p>The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.</p><p></p><p>Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word:</p><p></p><p><strong>"You may not feel anything from the waist down."</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>After a moment somehow he managed to mumble in reply, </p><p></p><p>"Can I just feel your tits, then?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>And that, my friends, is a genuinely positive attitude!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3196852, member: 44288"] OK Jarheads listen up, a little levity here . . . The TRUE Spirit of a Marine! After his plane was hit and forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Marine, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: [B]"You may not feel anything from the waist down."[/B] After a moment somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I just feel your tits, then?" And that, my friends, is a genuinely positive attitude! [/QUOTE]
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