Ahoy me hearties! Beings that today be September 19, tis national talk like a pirate day! So grab up ye sword and pistol, don ye eye patch, shine up ye hook and wax up ye peg leg. For we be a huntin' buried traysure today. Now cast off ye scallywags, hoist the Jolly Roger, find ye a saucy wench and help yeselves to me best rum. But dontcha be a double crossin' me, or else you'll be a walkin' the plank! Arrrggg!!!