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<blockquote data-quote="HFS" data-source="post: 3943604" data-attributes="member: 8862"><p>So this skydiver jumps out of the plane and his primary parachute does not open.</p><p>Trying not to panic he follows instructions, counting to three and pulling the cord for the emergency chute.</p><p>Which also does not open.</p><p>Racing toward the ground he's shocked to see a guy flying upwards toward him.</p><p>When they get close the would-be skydiver yells "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!!!"</p><p>And the other guy yells back "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HFS, post: 3943604, member: 8862"] So this skydiver jumps out of the plane and his primary parachute does not open. Trying not to panic he follows instructions, counting to three and pulling the cord for the emergency chute. Which also does not open. Racing toward the ground he's shocked to see a guy flying upwards toward him. When they get close the would-be skydiver yells "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!!!" And the other guy yells back "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!!!!" [/QUOTE]
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