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Message: <blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 4316893" data-attributes="member: 27991">Ricky MartinGeorge MichaelElton JohnA woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks if she can get a tat of Elvis on the inside of her left thigh. They tell her yes and she sits down.The artist finishes, she looks and is not happy. Complains the tat looks nothing like Elvis. A woman artist comes in and looks. Says, "I can do a better tat, on your right thigh, but you will need to remove your panties." The woman agrees, removes her panties and takes a seat.The artist finishes and says, "thank you, thank you very much."The woman looks and is appalled, "that is terrible, I will not pay."The artist claims  "ANYBODY can see that is Elvis."The woman tells her to prove it, if Elvis is recognized, she will pay.The artist looks and sees an old woman walking down the sidewalk. The artist stops her and asks if she would identify a brand new tattoo. The old woman agrees, walks in and looks at the right thigh, turns to the left thigh.She rubs her chin, steps closer and bends over. Right thigh, then left thigh.She stands, steps back, clear her throat and says, "I'm not real sure about the twins, but I think the guy in the middle is Willie Nelson."</blockquote>