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<blockquote data-quote="C_Hallbert" data-source="post: 4366735" data-attributes="member: 42957"><p>Bryan, you must understand that the extra steps and delays are required for a purpose. It is absolutely essential that, to an outside observer, (even a small chid) Bass Pro is very, very, very, very serious about their legal, ethical and moral responsibility for releasing a DEADLY WEAPON!!!! into the hands of a mere citizen who was cleared through th NICS for purchase. I am certain that the final two steps were added to the process in compliance with stipulations demanded by ‘Karen Meddler’ (BassPro, Executive Vice President, Safety, Security, Public Opinion and Democrat Party Affairs Director) whom had justified her recommendations saying, “Although I personally do not believe firearms, knives, or potentially dangerous substances should be possessed by members of the general public as they are all stupid and there is no way to assertion where, or not, they are Republicans!!!” “Furthermore, we must all take into consideration the fact that our employee may have conspired with the Subject attempting to obtain a WEAPON!!!!; therefore, the knowledge that the legitimacy of the SUBJECT’s Identification will be verified by an authority figure within our store before its transfer.” “As an afterthought, we should also require that the box in which the WEAPON is contained might be securely wrapped in reinforced strapping tape to prevent instant access.” “Personally, I don’t believe that guns should even exist.” “During my Marxist Indoctrination Program at Harvard University, I said this and the Professor led the entire class in giving me standing ovation!, and David Hogg (himself) gave me a big hug and asked me to meet him in his stateroom at the Boston Harbor Hotel.” “I don’t remember what happened after finishing the first drink, but David told me that I’d had a wonderful time!” “He hasn’t called me back, though…..”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="C_Hallbert, post: 4366735, member: 42957"] Bryan, you must understand that the extra steps and delays are required for a purpose. It is absolutely essential that, to an outside observer, (even a small chid) Bass Pro is very, very, very, very serious about their legal, ethical and moral responsibility for releasing a DEADLY WEAPON!!!! into the hands of a mere citizen who was cleared through th NICS for purchase. I am certain that the final two steps were added to the process in compliance with stipulations demanded by ‘Karen Meddler’ (BassPro, Executive Vice President, Safety, Security, Public Opinion and Democrat Party Affairs Director) whom had justified her recommendations saying, “Although I personally do not believe firearms, knives, or potentially dangerous substances should be possessed by members of the general public as they are all stupid and there is no way to assertion where, or not, they are Republicans!!!” “Furthermore, we must all take into consideration the fact that our employee may have conspired with the Subject attempting to obtain a WEAPON!!!!; therefore, the knowledge that the legitimacy of the SUBJECT’s Identification will be verified by an authority figure within our store before its transfer.” “As an afterthought, we should also require that the box in which the WEAPON is contained might be securely wrapped in reinforced strapping tape to prevent instant access.” “Personally, I don’t believe that guns should even exist.” “During my Marxist Indoctrination Program at Harvard University, I said this and the Professor led the entire class in giving me standing ovation!, and David Hogg (himself) gave me a big hug and asked me to meet him in his stateroom at the Boston Harbor Hotel.” “I don’t remember what happened after finishing the first drink, but David told me that I’d had a wonderful time!” “He hasn’t called me back, though…..” [/QUOTE]
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