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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Blinocac200sx" data-source="post: 1944645" data-attributes="member: 5"><p>Mack Brown dies and goes to heaven. Once there Saint Peter shows him his house. It's a 1950's ranch style in white with burnt orange trim, longhorn flags on the porch, and a well manicured lawn. He says to Saint Peter, "This is pretty nice." However, he starts looking around and notices a large crimson and cream mansion with a great walkway in the middle of the lawn made of rubies and diamonds. The doors are huge and have an O and a U painted on the outside. Seeing this, Mack asks "Why is Bob Stoops' place so much nicer than mine?" Saint Peter replies "I'm sorry but you're mistaken, that's God's house."</p></blockquote><p></p>