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<blockquote data-quote="BallisticBiker" data-source="post: 2039564" data-attributes="member: 7914"><p>After the '08 election, I was so worried about obama gettin' my guns that I took them to a field and buried them.</p><p>Tragically, after all of the hulabaloo subsided and I was assured the president supported the 2A, the area had been developed into a housing edition! A veritable concrete jungle.</p><p></p><p>THEN, after he was elected, incredibly, for a second term...I took the new guns that I had purchased as replacements and buried them in a forest. You know, since the first burying went so well for me. This time, I made a map.</p><p>Tragically, I have since lost the map I drew for myself. (I may have left it in my jeans and they've since been washed, tragically.) I want to say that it was in the area where the new mall is going in. They use LOTS of concrete when building malls.</p><p></p><p>So, now that I have lost two sets of guns to the Earth and modern construction, I give up. Not only will I not be able to afford any new guns thanks to the anti-raise that the fiscal cliff has promised, I broke my shovel and cannot afford a new one of those either.</p><p></p><p>Think I'm just going to get myself one of them there fancy Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle and shoot the bad guys eye out with it. Oh, wait...too high capacity, I'm sure. Reckon I'll have to get a wrist rocket sling shot. Are sling shots still legal here? I'd hate to break my girlfriends gardening spade trying to bury a sling shot...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BallisticBiker, post: 2039564, member: 7914"] After the '08 election, I was so worried about obama gettin' my guns that I took them to a field and buried them. Tragically, after all of the hulabaloo subsided and I was assured the president supported the 2A, the area had been developed into a housing edition! A veritable concrete jungle. THEN, after he was elected, incredibly, for a second term...I took the new guns that I had purchased as replacements and buried them in a forest. You know, since the first burying went so well for me. This time, I made a map. Tragically, I have since lost the map I drew for myself. (I may have left it in my jeans and they've since been washed, tragically.) I want to say that it was in the area where the new mall is going in. They use LOTS of concrete when building malls. So, now that I have lost two sets of guns to the Earth and modern construction, I give up. Not only will I not be able to afford any new guns thanks to the anti-raise that the fiscal cliff has promised, I broke my shovel and cannot afford a new one of those either. Think I'm just going to get myself one of them there fancy Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle and shoot the bad guys eye out with it. Oh, wait...too high capacity, I'm sure. Reckon I'll have to get a wrist rocket sling shot. Are sling shots still legal here? I'd hate to break my girlfriends gardening spade trying to bury a sling shot... [/QUOTE]
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