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I learned a fantastic trick. When they are in the bath/shower take a towel and warm it up in the dryer and then wait until she's getting out and grab it real quick. Go wrap her up in it.

Does JB also offer this service? If so, I'd like a rate for doing so WHILE he's wearing the King Henry costume as well.

:drunk5:
 

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lord, I wish there was more girls like you...:thumbup3:

Well, I don't think there are many in your neck of the woods right now, but I have seen GC and let me tell you ... if he can attract them (and he does) you are gonna be a shoe-in ... "they" are EVERYWHERE in Oklahoma ... :pms2:

Danged gold-diggers ... (OK, I would have called them something else but I didn't want to get a time out this early in the morning ... :spitlaugh)

Does JB also offer this service? If so, I'd like a rate for doing so WHILE he's wearing the King Henry costume as well.

:drunk5:

:shocked: That's a visual ...
 

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I don't know your religious/spiritual beliefs, but I believe the marriage has to be centered around God. Without God, it will never work.

While you gave some excellent advice, let me say that my parents have made it 40 years without any "god" in their marriage. :D I'm on 5 years with my relationship. Outside of anecdotes, considering the large number of divorces among christians and need for counseling in the US, I'd also say this isn't necessarily true.
 

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While you gave some excellent advice, let me say that my parents have made it 40 years without any "god" in their marriage. :D I'm on 5 years with my relationship. Outside of anecdotes, considering the large number of divorces among christians and need for counseling in the US, I'd also say this isn't necessarily true.

Wouldn't do us much good anyway, neither of us are religious at all.

Burger King > King Henry

This is a fact.
 

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While you gave some excellent advice, let me say that my parents have made it 40 years without any "god" in their marriage. :D I'm on 5 years with my relationship. Outside of anecdotes, considering the large number of divorces among christians and need for counseling in the US, I'd also say this isn't necessarily true.

I was addressing a social concern, not a religious one. of course, YMMV.
 

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While you gave some excellent advice, let me say that my parents have made it 40 years without any "god" in their marriage. :D I'm on 5 years with my relationship. Outside of anecdotes, considering the large number of divorces among christians and need for counseling in the US, I'd also say this isn't necessarily true.

My wife and I are near-polar opposites in most things, and especially on religion. I'm Christian, she's agnostic.
 

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