Channeling his Imperial Majesty

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Murph

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As his Royal Highness has joined his boon companion Hotblack Desiato in spending a few centuries dead...for tax reasons, he has asked me to forward his Imperial Decrees to his loyal subjects.

In the name of his Imperial Majesty Emperor Joshua Norton I
Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico
It shall be henceforth decreed by royal proclamation, all usage of the phrase 'assault rifle' shall be changed to the term 'deterrence rifle'.

The present decree shall take effect from the date of its publication on the World Wide Web.

We order that the present decree, bearing the seal of his Imperial Majesty, be placed in the official registry of laws and decrees of the Empire of these United States, to be made available to whomever shall seek to view it.
 

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