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<blockquote data-quote="mark edgreen" data-source="post: 1472688" data-attributes="member: 16501"><p>WINNING!!!</p><p></p><p>And then, like magic, Charlie Sheen called into the show, and Howard immediately went on the offensive: “Why are you wasting time screaming at the world?” Charlie said he was just trying to get CBS to pay the ‘Two and a Half Men’ crew while it’s on hiatus: “I have to right this unconscionable wrong. I have to take a stand...many people are suffering and I’m the only guy who can effect a change.”</p><p>Charlie said he’d already successfully gotten CBS to pay the crew for 4 of the 8 cancelled episodes: “I parked all my manic behavior and got right to the point.” But Chuck Lorre, the ‘Two and a Half Men’ producer, has otherwise refused to answer Charlie’s “very basic questions.” Charlie added that his fight was not over: “My goal is to get them [the crew] paid for all eight.”</p><p>NO REPUTATION LEFT TO RUIN</p><p>Charlie told Howard he didn’t care how much damage his fight would do to his public image: “I don’t have much of a reputation left to ruin.” Howard saw a window there and asked why Charlie would pay for women. Charlie stopped for second and laughed: “I don’t know. That’s a whole other segment.”</p><p>Charlie referenced his father’s role in ‘Apocalypse Now,’ so Howard asked if Charlie watched the film to feel closer to the film’s star--his father. Charlie laughed: “Wait a minute. Are you my therapist? What do I owe you?” Charlie said he didn’t see much of his father on screen anyway: “I’m not really watching him in the film. I’m watching Captain Willard, you know?</p><p>MEET CHARLIE’S “GODDESSES”</p><p></p><p>Howard asked after porn star Bree Olsen, one of the women living with Charlie, so Charlie called her by her real name--Rachel--and said she was now living with him full-time: “She’s done with the business. She is now retired.” Along with Natty, Charlie’s other “goddess,” the pair have begun a wholly new kind of relationship: “We’ve formed what we call The Wedge.”</p><p>Charlie said Natty and Rachel sleep in separate beds, but in the same room. At night, Charlie enters the room “and then I have to choose.” Howard thought Charlie was living like a rockstar, so Charlie laughed: “Why the hell shouldn’t I, Howard? Just like you. We are special.” Charlie said he planned to introduce his daughters to them today: “The girls are coming over today to meet them [The Goddesses] and I’m really excited about it.”</p><p>FIRE CHUCK LORRE & EVERYBODY WINS</p><p>Charlie said he just wanted CBS to stop trying to manage his personal life: “As long as I’m delivering and hitting every mark and killing every joke, why are we even having a dialogue?” Charlie also wanted them to dismiss Chuck Lorre: “He’s kind of forgot that our show is what launched the other two [shows] and he’s kind of an ingrate that way...fire him and put me back on and everybody wins.”</p><p>Howard sympathized with Charlie, saying Chuck’s three-show schedule could easily cause him to neglect the one that made him a success: “A lot of the time, the show that is the actual hit gets watered down.” Charlie said Chuck’s dismissal was a sticking point: “Defeat is not an option...the nights I don’t sleep, there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard...I’ve got to keep this body in shape, this mind in focus. We’re at war.”</p><p>BANGING DENISE RICHARDS IS EPIC</p><p></p><p></p><p>Howard wondered if Charlie would still bang his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and Charlie confirmed it: “I’m not saying I wouldn’t. She’s a complete, you know, stone-cold hammer.” Charlie said they were getting along well these days: We’re much better friends now than when we were married...I love her to death.” Asked what she was like in the bedroom, Charlie laughed: “She’s out of control, but I don’t want to give away too much, you know...it’s all epic, Howard. That’s our word for everything.”</p><p>ANDY DICK IS ON TEAM SHEEN</p><p></p><p>Andy Dick called in to lend his support to Charlie, but his connection dropped while Charlie was still on the line. After Charlie had hung up, Andy tried again, and told Howard that Charlie had supported him during his own dark hours: “The guy is riddled with love.” Andy said he was on the road to recovery himself (“I’m pulling it together.”), blaming his recent run-in with Lisa Lampanelli on a mild relapse: “I wasn’t high. I was drinking beer.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mark edgreen, post: 1472688, member: 16501"] WINNING!!! And then, like magic, Charlie Sheen called into the show, and Howard immediately went on the offensive: “Why are you wasting time screaming at the world?” Charlie said he was just trying to get CBS to pay the ‘Two and a Half Men’ crew while it’s on hiatus: “I have to right this unconscionable wrong. I have to take a stand...many people are suffering and I’m the only guy who can effect a change.” Charlie said he’d already successfully gotten CBS to pay the crew for 4 of the 8 cancelled episodes: “I parked all my manic behavior and got right to the point.” But Chuck Lorre, the ‘Two and a Half Men’ producer, has otherwise refused to answer Charlie’s “very basic questions.” Charlie added that his fight was not over: “My goal is to get them [the crew] paid for all eight.” NO REPUTATION LEFT TO RUIN Charlie told Howard he didn’t care how much damage his fight would do to his public image: “I don’t have much of a reputation left to ruin.” Howard saw a window there and asked why Charlie would pay for women. Charlie stopped for second and laughed: “I don’t know. That’s a whole other segment.” Charlie referenced his father’s role in ‘Apocalypse Now,’ so Howard asked if Charlie watched the film to feel closer to the film’s star--his father. Charlie laughed: “Wait a minute. Are you my therapist? What do I owe you?” Charlie said he didn’t see much of his father on screen anyway: “I’m not really watching him in the film. I’m watching Captain Willard, you know? MEET CHARLIE’S “GODDESSES” Howard asked after porn star Bree Olsen, one of the women living with Charlie, so Charlie called her by her real name--Rachel--and said she was now living with him full-time: “She’s done with the business. She is now retired.” Along with Natty, Charlie’s other “goddess,” the pair have begun a wholly new kind of relationship: “We’ve formed what we call The Wedge.” Charlie said Natty and Rachel sleep in separate beds, but in the same room. At night, Charlie enters the room “and then I have to choose.” Howard thought Charlie was living like a rockstar, so Charlie laughed: “Why the hell shouldn’t I, Howard? Just like you. We are special.” Charlie said he planned to introduce his daughters to them today: “The girls are coming over today to meet them [The Goddesses] and I’m really excited about it.” FIRE CHUCK LORRE & EVERYBODY WINS Charlie said he just wanted CBS to stop trying to manage his personal life: “As long as I’m delivering and hitting every mark and killing every joke, why are we even having a dialogue?” Charlie also wanted them to dismiss Chuck Lorre: “He’s kind of forgot that our show is what launched the other two [shows] and he’s kind of an ingrate that way...fire him and put me back on and everybody wins.” Howard sympathized with Charlie, saying Chuck’s three-show schedule could easily cause him to neglect the one that made him a success: “A lot of the time, the show that is the actual hit gets watered down.” Charlie said Chuck’s dismissal was a sticking point: “Defeat is not an option...the nights I don’t sleep, there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard...I’ve got to keep this body in shape, this mind in focus. We’re at war.” BANGING DENISE RICHARDS IS EPIC Howard wondered if Charlie would still bang his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and Charlie confirmed it: “I’m not saying I wouldn’t. She’s a complete, you know, stone-cold hammer.” Charlie said they were getting along well these days: We’re much better friends now than when we were married...I love her to death.” Asked what she was like in the bedroom, Charlie laughed: “She’s out of control, but I don’t want to give away too much, you know...it’s all epic, Howard. That’s our word for everything.” ANDY DICK IS ON TEAM SHEEN Andy Dick called in to lend his support to Charlie, but his connection dropped while Charlie was still on the line. After Charlie had hung up, Andy tried again, and told Howard that Charlie had supported him during his own dark hours: “The guy is riddled with love.” Andy said he was on the road to recovery himself (“I’m pulling it together.”), blaming his recent run-in with Lisa Lampanelli on a mild relapse: “I wasn’t high. I was drinking beer.” [/QUOTE]
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