CHenry is so Tough thread

[steelfingers]

This will be a short thread but lets have some fun.
In the "Chuck Norris is so Tough that" theme lets see how many we can come up with.
Cheating is encouraged. I'll start
CHenry is so tough when he walks in a dark room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Ok folks....what do ya got?

 

[bigred1]

CHenry doesn't read books, he stares them down til he gets the information he wants !

 

[steelfingers]

CHenry is so tough he never sleeps. He waits.

 

[kwaynem]

Clay is so tough he don’t need a colon to take a crap

 

[Gunbuffer]

chenry is so tough, he doesn’t need to sit to poop. True story

 

[bigred1]

CHenry is so tough he wears ribbed condoms inside out so he gets all the pleasure !

 

[steelfingers]

CHenry is so tough he once punched a mans soul

 

[SMS]

CHenry is so tough, he once told an OSA mod to stuff it and didn't get banned...

 

[steelfingers]

CHenry is so tough, when he had his operation he refused anesthesia and just drank a beer and watched tv during the proceedure.

 

[Annie]

CHenry is so tough, when he had his operation he refused anesthesia and just SMOKED A JOINT, ATE CHEETOS and watched tv during the procedure.

There ... fixed it for you ...