Chief Rodent Officer

[Chief Sapulpa]

New job posting alert: Chief Rodent Officer. NYC Mayor Eric Adams is seeking a “somewhat bloodthirsty” person to lead the city’s battle against millions of rats. The director of rodent mitigation could earn up to $170K/year. In the corporate rat race, that’s serious cheese.
Courtesy of "Robinhood Snacks", digestible finance news.

 

[thor447]

That might get you a studio apartment in NYC.

 

[Catt57]

They need to start in DC. That's the breeding ground....

 

[Chuckie]

'Rat Catcher' used to be an honorable profession

Now they call them 'Investigative Journalist', and it's not so honorable anymore

 

[John6185]

Could just poison the dirt rats. Who gives a rat’s patootie what PETA thinks!

 

[Chuckie]

Could just poison the dirt rats. Who gives a rat’s patootie what PETA thinks!

Talk about 'groomers'. Every young teen girl I've ever met were all huge PETA advocates, though most fortunately moved on to more sane pursuits as they got older.

 

[L.C.]

Well that would definitely be a life time job.

 

[Glock 'em down]

Here's the perfect guy for the job. Years of experience.