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<blockquote data-quote="OKNewshawk" data-source="post: 2031193" data-attributes="member: 6592">OK, here&#039;s mine:When you lost something and found it right next to you: &quot;If it had been a snake, it would have bit you.&quot;When you didn&#039;t close the front door: &quot;We&#039;re not paying to heat (air condition) the entire town.&quot;When you were slow and said &quot;I&#039;m coming&quot;: &quot;Yeah, and so&#039;s Christmas.&quot;My graphic arts teacher in high school had some great ones:&quot;I&#039;d have a battle of wits with you but I&#039;d hate to fight an unarmed man.&quot;&quot; &#039;I see&#039;, said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.&quot;My ex-wife tried, but she usually muddled them up.&nbsp; Her best was the cryptic: &quot;It&#039;ll all come out in the rain.&quot;As for me,. when the kids would ask me to make them something (usually a sandwich), I&#039;d make like a magician and say, &quot;Poof!&nbsp; You&#039;re a sandwich!&quot;However, the best one my Mother ever said was when she was working at a motel at the Jersey Shore.&nbsp; She said one day, &quot;It takes all kinds to make the world-and you meet them all here.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="OKNewshawk, post: 2031193, member: 6592"] OK, here's mine: When you lost something and found it right next to you: "If it had been a snake, it would have bit you." When you didn't close the front door: "We're not paying to heat (air condition) the entire town." When you were slow and said "I'm coming": "Yeah, and so's Christmas." My graphic arts teacher in high school had some great ones: "I'd have a battle of wits with you but I'd hate to fight an unarmed man." " 'I see', said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw." My ex-wife tried, but she usually muddled them up. Her best was the cryptic: "It'll all come out in the rain." As for me,. when the kids would ask me to make them something (usually a sandwich), I'd make like a magician and say, "Poof! You're a sandwich!" However, the best one my Mother ever said was when she was working at a motel at the Jersey Shore. She said one day, "It takes all kinds to make the world-and you meet them all here." [/QUOTE]

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