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Colonoscopy - Jimmie Hoffa is still missing, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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<blockquote data-quote="1shott" data-source="post: 3481908" data-attributes="member: 29"><p>In all seriousness yes get it done.</p><p></p><p>I had my first this year in June, I am 54. Doc removed a small polyp from my ascending colon. It was OK, meaning no cancer cells, but as the doc said if you get colon cancer this is the kind of polyp that turns into cancer, so I have to get back in 5 years.</p><p></p><p>The prep sucks, just deal with it, the rest is a breeze. I got to have propafol, Ah yes best nap I ever took.</p><p></p><p>Prep and procedure room nurses were great, when I got into the procedure room I told them girls, this is not how I imagined this going down, one of them said what being naked in a room with 3 hot women, I said yup exactly, dear penthouse, I do believe their laughter could be heard thru the entire hospital...LOL</p><p></p><p>The recovery nurse was great, when I started to wake up, she asked me if I was ready to go I looked at her pretty face and farted the longest fart ever recorded, I then said oh god I am so sorry I farted in your direction, this is not how I pick up women, her laughter was long and loud as well.</p><p></p><p>I did tell the doc that if she found a harmonica to just roll with it and not ask questions.</p><p></p><p>All in all 2 days off work, one for the prep and the other for the procedure, you cant drive or ****, but all in all its worth it, can save your life, so get it done.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="1shott, post: 3481908, member: 29"] In all seriousness yes get it done. I had my first this year in June, I am 54. Doc removed a small polyp from my ascending colon. It was OK, meaning no cancer cells, but as the doc said if you get colon cancer this is the kind of polyp that turns into cancer, so I have to get back in 5 years. The prep sucks, just deal with it, the rest is a breeze. I got to have propafol, Ah yes best nap I ever took. Prep and procedure room nurses were great, when I got into the procedure room I told them girls, this is not how I imagined this going down, one of them said what being naked in a room with 3 hot women, I said yup exactly, dear penthouse, I do believe their laughter could be heard thru the entire hospital...LOL The recovery nurse was great, when I started to wake up, she asked me if I was ready to go I looked at her pretty face and farted the longest fart ever recorded, I then said oh god I am so sorry I farted in your direction, this is not how I pick up women, her laughter was long and loud as well. I did tell the doc that if she found a harmonica to just roll with it and not ask questions. All in all 2 days off work, one for the prep and the other for the procedure, you cant drive or ****, but all in all its worth it, can save your life, so get it done. [/QUOTE]
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