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<blockquote data-quote="Hobbes" data-source="post: 1909187" data-attributes="member: 3371"><p><strong>1500s:</strong> The American Revolutionary War begins: The reason we fought the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown.Rick Perry </p><p> <strong>1607:</strong> First welfare state collapses: Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow.Dick Armey</p><p> <strong>1619-1808:</strong> Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.Michele Bachmann </p><p> <strong>1775:</strong> Paul Revere warned the British that they werent going to be taking away our arms, by ringing those bells and making sure as he was riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.Sarah Palin. </p><p> <strong>1775:</strong> New Hampshire starts the American Revolution: What I love about New Hampshire Youre the state where the shot was heard around the world.Michele Bachmann </p><p> <strong>1776:</strong> The Founding Synod signs the Declaration of Independence: those fifty-six brave people, most of whom, by the way, were clergymen.Mike Huckabee</p><p> <strong>1787:</strong> Slavery is banned in the Constitution: We also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.Michele Bachmann</p><p> <strong>1801:</strong> Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.Glenn Beck</p><p> <strong>1812:</strong> The American War for Independence ends: The Star-Spangled Banner that songwritten during the battle in the War of 1812commemorates the sacrifice that won our liberty.Mitt Romney</p><p></p><p><strong>1861:</strong> Civil War breaks out over pitting individual rights as proclaimed in the Declaration of Independence against collective rights.<em>The Weekly Standard</em> <strong>1862:</strong> African-Americans join the Confederate Army to defend slavery: Youll find blacks in almost every regiment throughout the South, who fought right alongside white Southerners And in almost every case, it was a voluntary decision that the freed blacks made.Ray McBerry</p><p> <strong>1908:</strong> The real Pledge of Allegiance is written: I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.Dan Quayle</p><p> <strong>1916:</strong> Planned Parenthood opens genocide clinics: When Margaret Sangercheck my historystarted Planned Parenthood, the objective was to put these centers in primarily black communities so they could help kill black babies before they came into the world.Herman Cain</p><p> <strong>1950:</strong> Senator Joseph McCarthy saves America from Communism: Joe McCarthy was a great American hero.Representative Steve King </p><p> <strong>1961:</strong> Barack Obama is born, in Africa: And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya.Mike Huckabee</p><p> <strong>1961:</strong> The Soviet Union brainwashes its first Marxist terrorist spybot: Soviet Russian Communists knew of Barack from a very early date he was raised and groomed Communist to pave the way for their future.Janet Porter</p><p> <strong>1963:</strong> G.O.P. clergyman delivers his famous I have a dream speech: It should come as no surprise that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was a Republican.Human Events blog</p><p> <strong>1964:</strong> Republicans fight for the Civil Rights Act: We were the people who passed the civil-rights bills back in the sixties without very much help from our colleagues across the aisle.Representative Virginia Foxx</p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>1967:</strong> Indonesia brainwashes its first Islamic terrorist spybot: Why didnt anybody ever mention that that man right there was raisedspent the first decade of his life, raised by his Muslim fatheras a Muslim and was educated in a Madrassa?Steve Doocy </span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1967:</strong> Max Cleland blows himself up with a grenade trying to drink beer: Cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends.Ann Coulter</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1967: </strong>John Kerry likely shoots himself in the leg in order to score a Purple Heart medal: There are legitimate questions about whether or not it was a self-inflicted wound.Michelle Malkin</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1968:</strong> George W. Bush bravely joins the National Guard: This was not an endeavor without risk.Bob Harmon</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>July 20, 1969:</strong> Neil Armstrong makes a historic utterance: The first word spoken from the moon was Houston. Rick Perry</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1977:</strong> Americas capital is briefly moved to Lancaster, Pennsylvania.Dan Quayle</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1993:</strong> Barack Obama appears in the hip-hop video Whoomp! There It Is!: Pay close attention to his ears poking out, the shape of his nose, and skin color.Tennessee Sons of Liberty</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1993:</strong> Hillary Clinton claims her first kill, Vincent FosterJerry Falwell video</span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1994:</strong> Bill Clinton tops Hillary with twenty-four murders: these people died under other than natural circumstances. Representative William Dannemeyer. </span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>1998:</strong> Actually, the Clinton murders number forty people: There was talk that this would be another body to add to the list of forty bodies or something that were associated with the Clinton Administration.Linda Tripp.</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1998:</strong> Update: Clinton murders eighty people: In recent months, a list of more than 80 deaths associated directly or indirectly with Clinton has been the buzz of the new media.Joseph Farah</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>1999:</strong> Global cooling begins: For the last decade the climate has been cooling.Mary Matalin</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>September 11, 2001:</strong> Nothing happened: We had no domestic attacks under Bush.Rudy Giuliani</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>May 1, 2003:</strong> The war in Iraq is won: Mission AccomplishedWhite House banner</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>May, 2004:</strong> Abu Ghraib pranksters pull some funny ones: This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation Im talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release?Rush Limbaugh</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2006:</strong> The Rapture of Jesus Christ débuts: We are in the last days.Michele Bachmann</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2006:</strong> W.M.D. discovered: We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.Rick Santorum</span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2009:</strong> The Department of Veteran Affairs institutes new cost-cutting policy: they have a manual out there telling our veterans to commit suicide.Michael Steele</span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>2009:</strong> The $3,128 light switch tax begins: a series of new taxes, including a light switch tax that would cost every American household $3,128 a year.House Republican Conference </span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2009:</strong> Obama strikes traditional motto from Americas coins: In God We Trust is Gone!Patriot Action Network</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2009:</strong> Michigan diversifies its legal system: The judges in Dearborn are using, and allowing to be used, Shariah law.Representative Leo Berman</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2009:</strong> Democrats give preferential treatment to their base: The federal Hate Crime law would create special protection for pedophiles.Representative Steve King </span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2010:</strong> Flying Jihad Terror Babies invade America: It appeared they would have young women who became pregnant. They would get them into the United States to have a baby, they wouldnt even have to pay anything for the baby, and then they would return back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.Representative Louie Gohmert</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2010:</strong> Drug dealers invade America: Mexican drug cartels have seized control of at least two American ranches inside the U.S. territory near Laredo, Texas.Kimberly Dvorak</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2010:</strong> And form a beachhead in Arizona: Our law-enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded.Governor Jan Brewer</span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> Radiation cures cancer: There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts you should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.Ann Coulter</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>2011:</strong> Fluorescent bulbs cause epilepsy: broken C.F.L. bulbs allegedly cause migraines and epilepsy attacks.Phyllis Schlafly</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> Windmills cause epilepsy: The health risk of flicker impact created by shadows of blades of turbines poses real and significant health risks, particularly seizures.Laurence Ehrhardt</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> Arabic is declared Americas second language: Some of our states educational administrators joined the feds in seeking to mandate Arabic classes for Texas children.Chuck Norris</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> Obama outlaws fishing: people cant go fishing anymore because of Obama.Rush Limbaugh</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> Obama provides health insurance for dogs: In the health care bill, were now offering insurance for dogs.Glenn Beck</span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"> <strong>2011:</strong> President George W. Bush kills Osama bin Laden: Thanks to George Bush . Because if Obama had his way we wouldnt have gotten bin Laden, you know that.Sean Hannity</span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000">Read more <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2012/09/a-conservative-history-of-the-united-states.html#ixzz26ycWMsZJ" target="_blank">http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2012/09/a-conservative-history-of-the-united-states.html#ixzz26ycWMsZJ</a></span></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hobbes, post: 1909187, member: 3371"] [B]1500s:[/B] The American Revolutionary War begins: The reason we fought the revolution in the sixteenth century was to get away from that kind of onerous crown.Rick Perry [B]1607:[/B] First welfare state collapses: Jamestown colony, when it was first founded as a socialist venture, dang near failed with everybody dead and dying in the snow.Dick Armey [B]1619-1808:[/B] Africans set sail for America in search of freedom: Other than Native Americans, who were here, all of us have the same story.Michele Bachmann [B]1775:[/B] Paul Revere warned the British that they werent going to be taking away our arms, by ringing those bells and making sure as he was riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.Sarah Palin. [B]1775:[/B] New Hampshire starts the American Revolution: What I love about New Hampshire Youre the state where the shot was heard around the world.Michele Bachmann [B]1776:[/B] The Founding Synod signs the Declaration of Independence: those fifty-six brave people, most of whom, by the way, were clergymen.Mike Huckabee [B]1787:[/B] Slavery is banned in the Constitution: We also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States.Michele Bachmann [B]1801:[/B] Thomas Jefferson creates the Marines for the Islamic pirates that were happening.Glenn Beck [B]1812:[/B] The American War for Independence ends: The Star-Spangled Banner that songwritten during the battle in the War of 1812commemorates the sacrifice that won our liberty.Mitt Romney [B]1861:[/B] Civil War breaks out over pitting individual rights as proclaimed in the Declaration of Independence against collective rights.[I]The Weekly Standard[/I] [B]1862:[/B] African-Americans join the Confederate Army to defend slavery: Youll find blacks in almost every regiment throughout the South, who fought right alongside white Southerners And in almost every case, it was a voluntary decision that the freed blacks made.Ray McBerry [B]1908:[/B] The real Pledge of Allegiance is written: I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.Dan Quayle [B]1916:[/B] Planned Parenthood opens genocide clinics: When Margaret Sangercheck my historystarted Planned Parenthood, the objective was to put these centers in primarily black communities so they could help kill black babies before they came into the world.Herman Cain [B]1950:[/B] Senator Joseph McCarthy saves America from Communism: Joe McCarthy was a great American hero.Representative Steve King [B]1961:[/B] Barack Obama is born, in Africa: And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya.Mike Huckabee [B]1961:[/B] The Soviet Union brainwashes its first Marxist terrorist spybot: Soviet Russian Communists knew of Barack from a very early date he was raised and groomed Communist to pave the way for their future.Janet Porter [B]1963:[/B] G.O.P. clergyman delivers his famous I have a dream speech: It should come as no surprise that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was a Republican.Human Events blog [B]1964:[/B] Republicans fight for the Civil Rights Act: We were the people who passed the civil-rights bills back in the sixties without very much help from our colleagues across the aisle.Representative Virginia Foxx [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][B]1967:[/B] Indonesia brainwashes its first Islamic terrorist spybot: Why didnt anybody ever mention that that man right there was raisedspent the first decade of his life, raised by his Muslim fatheras a Muslim and was educated in a Madrassa?Steve Doocy [B]1967:[/B] Max Cleland blows himself up with a grenade trying to drink beer: Cleland lost three limbs in an accident during a routine noncombat mission where he was about to drink beer with friends.Ann Coulter [B]1967: [/B]John Kerry likely shoots himself in the leg in order to score a Purple Heart medal: There are legitimate questions about whether or not it was a self-inflicted wound.Michelle Malkin [B]1968:[/B] George W. Bush bravely joins the National Guard: This was not an endeavor without risk.Bob Harmon [B]July 20, 1969:[/B] Neil Armstrong makes a historic utterance: The first word spoken from the moon was Houston. Rick Perry [B]1977:[/B] Americas capital is briefly moved to Lancaster, Pennsylvania.Dan Quayle [B]1993:[/B] Barack Obama appears in the hip-hop video Whoomp! There It Is!: Pay close attention to his ears poking out, the shape of his nose, and skin color.Tennessee Sons of Liberty [B]1993:[/B] Hillary Clinton claims her first kill, Vincent FosterJerry Falwell video [B]1994:[/B] Bill Clinton tops Hillary with twenty-four murders: these people died under other than natural circumstances. Representative William Dannemeyer. [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][B]1998:[/B] Actually, the Clinton murders number forty people: There was talk that this would be another body to add to the list of forty bodies or something that were associated with the Clinton Administration.Linda Tripp. [B]1998:[/B] Update: Clinton murders eighty people: In recent months, a list of more than 80 deaths associated directly or indirectly with Clinton has been the buzz of the new media.Joseph Farah [B]1999:[/B] Global cooling begins: For the last decade the climate has been cooling.Mary Matalin [B]September 11, 2001:[/B] Nothing happened: We had no domestic attacks under Bush.Rudy Giuliani [B]May 1, 2003:[/B] The war in Iraq is won: Mission AccomplishedWhite House banner [B]May, 2004:[/B] Abu Ghraib pranksters pull some funny ones: This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation Im talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release?Rush Limbaugh [B]2006:[/B] The Rapture of Jesus Christ débuts: We are in the last days.Michele Bachmann [B]2006:[/B] W.M.D. discovered: We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.Rick Santorum [B]2009:[/B] The Department of Veteran Affairs institutes new cost-cutting policy: they have a manual out there telling our veterans to commit suicide.Michael Steele [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][B]2009:[/B] The $3,128 light switch tax begins: a series of new taxes, including a light switch tax that would cost every American household $3,128 a year.House Republican Conference [B]2009:[/B] Obama strikes traditional motto from Americas coins: In God We Trust is Gone!Patriot Action Network [B]2009:[/B] Michigan diversifies its legal system: The judges in Dearborn are using, and allowing to be used, Shariah law.Representative Leo Berman [B]2009:[/B] Democrats give preferential treatment to their base: The federal Hate Crime law would create special protection for pedophiles.Representative Steve King [B]2010:[/B] Flying Jihad Terror Babies invade America: It appeared they would have young women who became pregnant. They would get them into the United States to have a baby, they wouldnt even have to pay anything for the baby, and then they would return back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists.Representative Louie Gohmert [B]2010:[/B] Drug dealers invade America: Mexican drug cartels have seized control of at least two American ranches inside the U.S. territory near Laredo, Texas.Kimberly Dvorak [B]2010:[/B] And form a beachhead in Arizona: Our law-enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded.Governor Jan Brewer [B]2011:[/B] Radiation cures cancer: There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts you should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.Ann Coulter [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][B]2011:[/B] Fluorescent bulbs cause epilepsy: broken C.F.L. bulbs allegedly cause migraines and epilepsy attacks.Phyllis Schlafly [B]2011:[/B] Windmills cause epilepsy: The health risk of flicker impact created by shadows of blades of turbines poses real and significant health risks, particularly seizures.Laurence Ehrhardt [B]2011:[/B] Arabic is declared Americas second language: Some of our states educational administrators joined the feds in seeking to mandate Arabic classes for Texas children.Chuck Norris [B]2011:[/B] Obama outlaws fishing: people cant go fishing anymore because of Obama.Rush Limbaugh [B]2011:[/B] Obama provides health insurance for dogs: In the health care bill, were now offering insurance for dogs.Glenn Beck [B]2011:[/B] President George W. Bush kills Osama bin Laden: Thanks to George Bush . Because if Obama had his way we wouldnt have gotten bin Laden, you know that.Sean Hannity [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] Read more [URL]http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2012/09/a-conservative-history-of-the-united-states.html#ixzz26ycWMsZJ[/URL] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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