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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 4083963" data-attributes="member: 44288">I&#039;s thumbin&#039; through the want ads in the Shelby County TribuneWhen this classified advertisement caught my eyeIt said, &quot;Take immediate delivery on this &#039;57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truckWill sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and 35 bucksCall one-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob&quot;Well, I called Bob up on the telephone, he says, &quot;Hello, this is Bob speaking&quot;I says, &quot;This here the Bob got the pickup truck for sale?&quot;He says, &quot;Yeah, &quot; I says, &quot;Where are ya?&quot;He says, &quot;14 east on County 12, turn right on the one-lane gravel roadYou can park in the yard, beware of the dog, wipe your feet offKnock three times, and bring your billfold&quot;Well, I tooled on east on County 12Turned right on the one-lane gravel road and I parked in the yardAnd a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my legThen I knocked three times and wiped my feetThe dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says&quot;What do ya want?&quot; I says, &quot;Come to see your truck&quot;He says, &quot;Follow me, come on, Frank&quot; (dog&#039;s name is Frank)Well, we all went past the chicken houseThrough the hog pen, down to the tractor shedAnd then wound up in back of the barn in a field of cowpiesAnd sittin&#039; right there in a pool of greaseWas a half-ton Chevy pickup truck with a 1960 licence plateA bumper sticker says, &quot;Vote for Dick&quot; and a Brillo box full of rusty partsAnd Bob says, &quot;What do ya think?&quot;Well, I kicked the tire and I got in the seat and set on a petrified apple coreAnd found a bunch of field mice livin&#039; in the glove compartmentHe says, &quot;Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaksYou can fix her quick with an oily rag, use a nail as a starter, I lost the keyDon&#039;t pay no mind to that whirrin&#039; soundShe use a little oil, but outside of that, she&#039;s cherry&quot;I says, &quot;What&#039;ll take?&quot; He says, &quot;What&#039;ve you got?&quot;I says, &quot;28 dollars and 15 cents, &quot; he says, &quot;You got a deal, sign hereI&#039;ll go get the title and a can full of gas&quot;I put the nail in the slot and fired &#039;er upShe coughed and belched up a bunch of smokeAnd I backed her right through the hog pen into the yardWell, Frank jumped in and bit my leg and I beat him off with a crowbarHe jumped on out and the door fell off and the left front tire went flatI jacked it up and patched the tube and Frank tore a piece of my shirt offThen Bob come out and called him off and says&quot;You better get on out of here&quot;I went left on the one-lane gravel road, went 14 west on County 12Took two full quarts of 40-weight oil just to get her to the Conoco stationAnd I pulled up to the Regular pump, and then Harold Sykes and his kid come outHe says, &quot;I&#039;ve seen better stuff at junkyards and where&#039;d you ever get that truck?&quot;I says, &quot;That&#039;s a long story, Harold.I&#039;s thumbin&#039; through the want ads in the Shelby County TribuneWhen this classified advertisement caught my eyeIt said, &quot;Take immediate delivery on this &#039;57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truckWill sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and 35 bucksCall one-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob&quot;Well, I called Bob up on the telephone........</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 4083963, member: 44288"] I's thumbin' through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune When this classified advertisement caught my eye It said, "Take immediate delivery on this '57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and 35 bucks Call one-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob" Well, I called Bob up on the telephone, he says, "Hello, this is Bob speaking" I says, "This here the Bob got the pickup truck for sale?" He says, "Yeah, " I says, "Where are ya?" He says, "14 east on County 12, turn right on the one-lane gravel road You can park in the yard, beware of the dog, wipe your feet off Knock three times, and bring your billfold" Well, I tooled on east on County 12 Turned right on the one-lane gravel road and I parked in the yard And a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet The dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "What do ya want?" I says, "Come to see your truck" He says, "Follow me, come on, Frank" (dog's name is Frank) Well, we all went past the chicken house Through the hog pen, down to the tractor shed And then wound up in back of the barn in a field of cowpies And sittin' right there in a pool of grease Was a half-ton Chevy pickup truck with a 1960 licence plate A bumper sticker says, "Vote for Dick" and a Brillo box full of rusty parts And Bob says, "What do ya think?" Well, I kicked the tire and I got in the seat and set on a petrified apple core And found a bunch of field mice livin' in the glove compartment He says, "Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaks You can fix her quick with an oily rag, use a nail as a starter, I lost the key Don't pay no mind to that whirrin' sound She use a little oil, but outside of that, she's cherry" I says, "What'll take?" He says, "What've you got?" I says, "28 dollars and 15 cents, " he says, "You got a deal, sign here I'll go get the title and a can full of gas" I put the nail in the slot and fired 'er up She coughed and belched up a bunch of smoke And I backed her right through the hog pen into the yard Well, Frank jumped in and bit my leg and I beat him off with a crowbar He jumped on out and the door fell off and the left front tire went flat I jacked it up and patched the tube and Frank tore a piece of my shirt off Then Bob come out and called him off and says "You better get on out of here" I went left on the one-lane gravel road, went 14 west on County 12 Took two full quarts of 40-weight oil just to get her to the Conoco station And I pulled up to the Regular pump, and then Harold Sykes and his kid come out He says, "I've seen better stuff at junkyards and where'd you ever get that truck?" I says, "That's a long story, Harold. I's thumbin' through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune When this classified advertisement caught my eye It said, "Take immediate delivery on this '57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and 35 bucks Call one-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob" Well, I called Bob up on the telephone........ [/QUOTE]

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