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<blockquote data-quote="THAT Gurl" data-source="post: 4338006" data-attributes="member: 45551"><p>I got one!! Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier.</p><p></p><p>I was all of 19 years old and started working for a flower shop in Tishomingo while I was in college. It was a GREAT job!! Because it's a predominantly rural area (or was, haven't been back there in probably 40 years or so now) I got to drive all over the place and visit exotic places like Wapanucka ... And sometimes even go to the Big City (Ada) ... Lol</p><p></p><p>Anyway, because flower shops "do" funerals, I became very familiar with the local funeral home's layout and often just went ahead and set up the flowers I delivered if the guys were busy with other ****. This particular delivery the guy working asked if I could s</p><p>"set up" because he was the only one there and kinda busy. Sure. No problem.</p><p></p><p>The delivery entrance was a garage area under the funeral home where they kept the hearses and a bunch of other ****. And there were a couple of viewing rooms on that lower floor. I have an station wagon FULL of flowers and plants for this one guy. Can't remember the particulars, but it was one of those deaths that kinda rock the community -- I mean everybody in Tish is either related or knows each other anyhow ... <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤷" title="🤷" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f937.png" /></p><p></p><p>I am having to CRAM flowers and plants into this teeny tiny room and had JUST set the last plant down in front of the stand the open casket was on. The ONE particular I DO remember about this guy is he had been shot in the face. And I was curious ... Because the casket was open, not closed. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤔" title="🤔" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f914.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤔" title="🤔" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f914.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤭" title="🤭" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92d.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤭" title="🤭" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92d.png" /> </p><p></p><p>So ... After I get done making all the **** I delivered pretty I get up close and personal with this guy. I am literally INCHES away from his face looking to see if I can find the entrance wound when SOMETHING GRABS MY ANKLE FROM UNDER THE CASKET AND LETS OUT THE LOUDEST SCREAM I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😲" title="😲" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f632.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😲" title="😲" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f632.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😲" title="😲" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f632.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😰" title="😰" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f630.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😰" title="😰" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f630.png" /></p><p></p><p>I was clear out in the middle of the underground garage before I stopped running and reassessed my situation. I heard uncontrolled laughing from the guys who had been standing in the open doorway behind the curtain that lined one wall (there was a doorway to the prep area they didn't want guests to see so they hung curtains from floor to ceiling on that wall). And I learned some cuss words I didn't know that day -- from the guy who drew the short straw and reached out from under the casket stand and grabbed my ankle -- and invented a few of my own! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> I stomped the guy's hand/arm so hard I broke his wrist. And apparently at some point during my escape I kicked him in the face (though I never actually saw him) because one whole side of his face looked like he had run face first into a brick wall. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> </p><p></p><p>And yes, they did have to pick up the casket and set everything back up. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤦" title="🤦" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f926.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤦" title="🤦" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f926.png" /> And they also had to replace more than a few flower arrangements <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤭" title="🤭" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92d.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤭" title="🤭" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92d.png" /> but the owner said it was more than worth it! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> Sorry *******s!! Lol I am not ashamed to admit I had to go home and change. Yes, I wet my pants! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> Probably lucky I didn't **** them, too! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> We were ALWAYS doing **** like that to each other. *******s ... Lol</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="THAT Gurl, post: 4338006, member: 45551"] I got one!! Can't believe I didn't think of this earlier. I was all of 19 years old and started working for a flower shop in Tishomingo while I was in college. It was a GREAT job!! Because it's a predominantly rural area (or was, haven't been back there in probably 40 years or so now) I got to drive all over the place and visit exotic places like Wapanucka ... And sometimes even go to the Big City (Ada) ... Lol Anyway, because flower shops "do" funerals, I became very familiar with the local funeral home's layout and often just went ahead and set up the flowers I delivered if the guys were busy with other ****. This particular delivery the guy working asked if I could s "set up" because he was the only one there and kinda busy. Sure. No problem. The delivery entrance was a garage area under the funeral home where they kept the hearses and a bunch of other ****. And there were a couple of viewing rooms on that lower floor. I have an station wagon FULL of flowers and plants for this one guy. Can't remember the particulars, but it was one of those deaths that kinda rock the community -- I mean everybody in Tish is either related or knows each other anyhow ... 🤷 I am having to CRAM flowers and plants into this teeny tiny room and had JUST set the last plant down in front of the stand the open casket was on. The ONE particular I DO remember about this guy is he had been shot in the face. And I was curious ... Because the casket was open, not closed. 🤔🤔🤭🤭 So ... After I get done making all the **** I delivered pretty I get up close and personal with this guy. I am literally INCHES away from his face looking to see if I can find the entrance wound when SOMETHING GRABS MY ANKLE FROM UNDER THE CASKET AND LETS OUT THE LOUDEST SCREAM I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!! 😲😲😲😰😰 I was clear out in the middle of the underground garage before I stopped running and reassessed my situation. I heard uncontrolled laughing from the guys who had been standing in the open doorway behind the curtain that lined one wall (there was a doorway to the prep area they didn't want guests to see so they hung curtains from floor to ceiling on that wall). And I learned some cuss words I didn't know that day -- from the guy who drew the short straw and reached out from under the casket stand and grabbed my ankle -- and invented a few of my own! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I stomped the guy's hand/arm so hard I broke his wrist. And apparently at some point during my escape I kicked him in the face (though I never actually saw him) because one whole side of his face looked like he had run face first into a brick wall. 🤣🤣🤣 And yes, they did have to pick up the casket and set everything back up. 🤦🤦 And they also had to replace more than a few flower arrangements 🤭🤭 but the owner said it was more than worth it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry *******s!! Lol I am not ashamed to admit I had to go home and change. Yes, I wet my pants! 🤣🤣🤣 Probably lucky I didn't **** them, too! 🤣🤣 We were ALWAYS doing **** like that to each other. *******s ... Lol [/QUOTE]
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