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<blockquote data-quote="Fyrtwuck" data-source="post: 4338594" data-attributes="member: 23"><p>I was at the station one day and my mother called and asked if I had responded to a heart attack call at her favorite bingo hall. My shift had not, but after checking the station log book, one of the other shifts did. </p><p></p><p>It seems that they had responded to a full arrest and an elderly lady was transported by ambulance to the hospital. They worked the code and pronounced her in the ER. She was then transported to the M.E.’s office for autopsy. </p><p></p><p>She was waiting her turn for autopsy and woke up in the morgue. </p><p></p><p>The next day there was a sign posted near the window at the snack bar. </p><p></p><p>“MICROWAVE OVEN IN USE”</p><p></p><p>Apparently she was close enough to the snack bar that the microwave had interrupted the signal to her pacemaker.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fyrtwuck, post: 4338594, member: 23"] I was at the station one day and my mother called and asked if I had responded to a heart attack call at her favorite bingo hall. My shift had not, but after checking the station log book, one of the other shifts did. It seems that they had responded to a full arrest and an elderly lady was transported by ambulance to the hospital. They worked the code and pronounced her in the ER. She was then transported to the M.E.’s office for autopsy. She was waiting her turn for autopsy and woke up in the morgue. The next day there was a sign posted near the window at the snack bar. “MICROWAVE OVEN IN USE” Apparently she was close enough to the snack bar that the microwave had interrupted the signal to her pacemaker. [/QUOTE]
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