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<blockquote data-quote="swampratt" data-source="post: 3971425" data-attributes="member: 15054"><p>I was always at least 30 minutes early to work.</p><p>One day I show up 1 hour and thirty minutes early.</p><p>WTF are you doing here so early..what are you talking about I say.</p><p></p><p>Darn daylight savings time got me.</p><p>I do not have a cell phone and I do not change my car clock.</p><p>It got me.</p><p>I was only 5 minutes early one day and that made me feel late.</p><p>I walked into the bosses office and he said you are late for you <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>I said I have a good excuse and one you have NEVER heard before.</p><p>He said I bet I have.</p><p></p><p>I reached into a brown paper sack and pull out my greasy shifter.</p><p>[ATTACH=full]349822[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>Told him I went into third gear and my shifter came out of the floor and I had to time the lights just right.</p><p>1980 Pinto 4 speed.</p><p></p><p>He asked Is that really your shifter?</p><p>Yea and that really just happened.</p><p>5 minute fix but I had no clue.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="swampratt, post: 3971425, member: 15054"] I was always at least 30 minutes early to work. One day I show up 1 hour and thirty minutes early. WTF are you doing here so early..what are you talking about I say. Darn daylight savings time got me. I do not have a cell phone and I do not change my car clock. It got me. I was only 5 minutes early one day and that made me feel late. I walked into the bosses office and he said you are late for you :) I said I have a good excuse and one you have NEVER heard before. He said I bet I have. I reached into a brown paper sack and pull out my greasy shifter. [ATTACH type="full"]349822[/ATTACH] Told him I went into third gear and my shifter came out of the floor and I had to time the lights just right. 1980 Pinto 4 speed. He asked Is that really your shifter? Yea and that really just happened. 5 minute fix but I had no clue. [/QUOTE]
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