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<blockquote data-quote="Keelty" data-source="post: 870979" data-attributes="member: 2195">The Ostrich&gt;&gt;&gt; A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.&nbsp; The&gt; waitress asks them for their orders.&gt;&gt; The man&nbsp; says, &#039;A hamburger, fries and a coke,&#039; and turns to the ostrich,&gt; &#039;What&#039;s yours?&#039;&gt;&gt; &#039;I&#039;ll have&nbsp; the same,&#039; says the ostrich.&gt;&gt; A short time&nbsp; later the waitress returns with the order &#039;That will be &gt; $9.40&gt; please,&#039; and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the&nbsp; exact &gt; change&gt; for payment.&gt;&gt; The next&nbsp; day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, &#039;A&gt; hamburger, fries and a coke.&#039;&gt;&gt; The ostrich&nbsp; says, &#039;I&#039;ll have the same.&#039;&gt;&gt; Again the&nbsp; man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.&gt;&gt; This becomes&nbsp; routine until the two enter again. &#039;The usual?&#039; asks the&gt; waitress.&gt;&gt; &#039;No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a&gt; salad,&#039;&nbsp; says the man.&gt;&gt; &#039;Same,&#039; says the ostrich.&gt;&gt; Shortly the&nbsp; waitress brings the order and says, &#039;That will be $32.62.&#039;&gt;&gt; Once again&nbsp; the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it&gt; on the table.&gt;&gt; The waitress&nbsp; cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.. &#039;Excuse me, &gt; sir.&gt; How&nbsp; do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your&nbsp; pocket&gt; every time?&#039;&gt;&gt; &#039;Well,&#039; says&nbsp; the man, &#039;several years ago I was cleaning the attic and &gt; found&gt; an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two &gt; wishes.&gt; My&nbsp; first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would&nbsp; just &gt; put&gt; my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.&#039;&gt;&gt; &#039;That&#039;s&nbsp; brilliant!&#039; says the waitress. &#039;Most&nbsp; people would ask for a&gt; million dollars or something, but you&#039;ll always be as rich as you want for&gt; as long as you live!&#039;&gt;&gt; &#039;That&#039;s&nbsp; right. Whether it&#039;s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact&gt; money is always there,&#039; says the man.&gt;&gt; The waitress asks, &#039;What&#039;s with the ostrich?&#039;&gt;&gt; The man sighs, pauses and answers, &#039;My second wish was for a tall chick &gt; with&gt; a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.&#039;&gt;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Keelty, post: 870979, member: 2195"] The Ostrich > > > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The > waitress asks them for their orders. > > The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, > 'What's yours?' > > 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. > > A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be > $9.40 > please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact > change > for payment. > > The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A > hamburger, fries and a coke.' > > The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' > > Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. > > This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the > waitress. > > 'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a > salad,' says the man. > > 'Same,' says the ostrich. > > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' > > Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it > on the table. > > The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.. 'Excuse me, > sir. > How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket > every time?' > > 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and > found > an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two > wishes. > My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just > put > my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' > > 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a > million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for > as long as you live!' > > 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact > money is always there,' says the man. > > The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?' > > The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick > with > a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.' > [/QUOTE]

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