Fear the living Zombie Mink

[Truckdriver]

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/6426378002

Mink infected with a mutated strain of COVID-19 in Denmark appear to be rising from the dead, igniting a national frenzy and calls from local officials to cremate mink carcasses.

While the sight itself is certainly terrifying for the residents of West Jutland, a region of the country grappling with confirmed COVID-19 cases connected to mink, there is likely a scientific explanation for the zombie-like reemergence from their graves.

A Danish police spokesman, Thomas Kristensen, told a state broadcaster that gases form while the body decays underground, according to the Guardian.

“In this way, in the worst cases, the mink get pushed out of the ground,” Kristensen said of the nightmarish sight.

I swear! You CANT make this chit up!

ROFL

 

[RETOKSQUID]

And ACORN will be there to try to register them to vote .

 

[RickN]

Tis the season.

 

[mr ed]

They killed off 17 million mink. They should have killed 17 million Danes and left the mink alone.
Where's PETA when you need them? J/K

 

[Truckdriver]

Geez I wish I was at home for Thanksgiving dinner. I could see this conversation happening

Gramma - what are we thankful for this year?

Father - that I have my job!
Mom - that my children are safe!
Uncle Bob- that we still have freedom!
9 year old me - ZOMBIE MINK! For the endless entertainment!