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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Perplexed" data-source="post: 3716148" data-attributes="member: 7157"><p>Man, just remembered another one.  My best friend in college told me that once in high school, he took a lovely classmate out on a date.  They ate at a local cafe, and while escorting her back out to his truck, he realized he really needed to cut one.  So he opened her door, helped her inside the truck, and closed the door.  Walking around the hood, he let it rip - and promptly filled his undies with some of the brown stuff.  He stopped in horror, and the date was looking at him through the windshield, wondering why he’d stopped.  He came around to her side, told her he needed to go to the bathroom, and went back inside.  He ended up throwing away his undies before going back out to a clueless date…</p></blockquote><p></p>