Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack
Just wanted to let y'all know - today I received my "Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack" from the White House.
It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my own ass. All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
Just wanted to let y'all know - today I received my "Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack" from the White House.
It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my own ass. All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
