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<blockquote data-quote="undeg01" data-source="post: 3993619" data-attributes="member: 26476"><p>I had a FTO that liked to stakeout bars and watch for stumbling drunks to come out and get into their cars. He would have me park a half block away then walk in the shadows of the alley so no one could see us. I had moved on to another FTO and we all had breakfast after hoot shift. My first FTO came in and told us about his encounter the night before at one of his favorite spots. He wasn’t catching any drunks so decided he would just check vehicles. He walked up to find a guy with his pants down around his ankles and a hot blonde with her head in his lap “going to town.” We were in a college town so such a thing wasn’t unusual. He said he just watched for a minute or two then hit them with a flashlight. He said the blonde jerked her head up to reveal a full beard. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤮" title="🤮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92e.png" />. He didn’t feel much like breakfast that morning.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="undeg01, post: 3993619, member: 26476"] I had a FTO that liked to stakeout bars and watch for stumbling drunks to come out and get into their cars. He would have me park a half block away then walk in the shadows of the alley so no one could see us. I had moved on to another FTO and we all had breakfast after hoot shift. My first FTO came in and told us about his encounter the night before at one of his favorite spots. He wasn’t catching any drunks so decided he would just check vehicles. He walked up to find a guy with his pants down around his ankles and a hot blonde with her head in his lap “going to town.” We were in a college town so such a thing wasn’t unusual. He said he just watched for a minute or two then hit them with a flashlight. He said the blonde jerked her head up to reveal a full beard. 🤮. He didn’t feel much like breakfast that morning. [/QUOTE]
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