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<blockquote data-quote="KurtM" data-source="post: 3997165" data-attributes="member: 6064"><p>Used to live in the general area Corgi Rancher used to patrol. One night I had gone to play a pool tournament and while I was there it started to snow pretty good. After about 3 hours there was about a foot of snow on the ground, it was snowing so hard it was hard to see much past 20' in front of your windshield, a real Colorado blizzard! I decided to head home and was taking it real easy. I had had about 3 beers over 3 hours and had just finished the last one as I headed out so yes I smelled like beer.</p><p>I got about two miles from the bar and found one of Jefferson Counties finest in a ditch. I stopped to offer him a tow as I had a 4X4 truck. He came up to the window and the first thing he said was "have you been drinking"?? Well my truck is covered in snow, you can't see the license plate, and I thought do you really think I would stop if I thought I was drunk? So I looked him right in the eye and said Yeeees! As I said yes, I slowly started driving away. He yelled stop, that didn't work, he then started to run after my truck and promptly slipped and fell face first into the snow. Last I saw of him he was making snow angles trying to get up. I could hear the call in my mind, bolo for a 4X4 truck covered in snow, license unknown. Drove down the road about three miles and passed the tow truck headed the other way with a couple Sheriff's deputies following it. I laughed all the way home!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KurtM, post: 3997165, member: 6064"] Used to live in the general area Corgi Rancher used to patrol. One night I had gone to play a pool tournament and while I was there it started to snow pretty good. After about 3 hours there was about a foot of snow on the ground, it was snowing so hard it was hard to see much past 20' in front of your windshield, a real Colorado blizzard! I decided to head home and was taking it real easy. I had had about 3 beers over 3 hours and had just finished the last one as I headed out so yes I smelled like beer. I got about two miles from the bar and found one of Jefferson Counties finest in a ditch. I stopped to offer him a tow as I had a 4X4 truck. He came up to the window and the first thing he said was "have you been drinking"?? Well my truck is covered in snow, you can't see the license plate, and I thought do you really think I would stop if I thought I was drunk? So I looked him right in the eye and said Yeeees! As I said yes, I slowly started driving away. He yelled stop, that didn't work, he then started to run after my truck and promptly slipped and fell face first into the snow. Last I saw of him he was making snow angles trying to get up. I could hear the call in my mind, bolo for a 4X4 truck covered in snow, license unknown. Drove down the road about three miles and passed the tow truck headed the other way with a couple Sheriff's deputies following it. I laughed all the way home! [/QUOTE]
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