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<blockquote data-quote="1911DA" data-source="post: 3997210" data-attributes="member: 8763"><p>#49 just reminded me of a similar story about a officer getting stuck in snow. Near where I worked in the midwest, most employees took a hilly side street to be able to make a right turn into the plant parking lot and not have to cross 3 lanes of traffic. One week end we had the mutha of all ice storms that was followed by record snow storms then record cold temperatures. Well as the city would do they would plow the main roads and major cross streets but couldn't get thru the ice so it was slicker than snot on a greased door knob and of course traffic was all balled up every where I went. I was driving a Blazer locked up in 4 wheel drive and I cut down the hilly side street as usual and rolled a stop sign at about 3-5 mph and all of of sudden the red and blues go off right on my rear bumper so I have a very indignant officer at my window yelling and carrying on about rolling the stop sign and didn't give a **** that I didn't want to slide around and whatever so he writes be a ticket. Gee thanks for your understanding officer.............</p><p></p><p>My wife who worked in the front office was putting all the paperwork back in the glove compartment when we hear a knock on my window and its the esteemed LEO telling me he's is stuck and can I pull him out........I asked my wife for the ticket he had just written me and acted like an ******* about and I held it up in the window and said can you make this go away which of course pissed him off and I told him to call a tow truck and drove off..........a couple of people who were about 1/2-3/4 hour late were talking about a cop car really stuck in a snow bank on the hilly side street. I had to laugh my butt off about that one but I didn't drive the Blazer any more in that area the rest of the winter.........I sure hope he learned a cold hard lesson about being an *******</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="1911DA, post: 3997210, member: 8763"] #49 just reminded me of a similar story about a officer getting stuck in snow. Near where I worked in the midwest, most employees took a hilly side street to be able to make a right turn into the plant parking lot and not have to cross 3 lanes of traffic. One week end we had the mutha of all ice storms that was followed by record snow storms then record cold temperatures. Well as the city would do they would plow the main roads and major cross streets but couldn't get thru the ice so it was slicker than snot on a greased door knob and of course traffic was all balled up every where I went. I was driving a Blazer locked up in 4 wheel drive and I cut down the hilly side street as usual and rolled a stop sign at about 3-5 mph and all of of sudden the red and blues go off right on my rear bumper so I have a very indignant officer at my window yelling and carrying on about rolling the stop sign and didn't give a **** that I didn't want to slide around and whatever so he writes be a ticket. Gee thanks for your understanding officer............. My wife who worked in the front office was putting all the paperwork back in the glove compartment when we hear a knock on my window and its the esteemed LEO telling me he's is stuck and can I pull him out........I asked my wife for the ticket he had just written me and acted like an ******* about and I held it up in the window and said can you make this go away which of course pissed him off and I told him to call a tow truck and drove off..........a couple of people who were about 1/2-3/4 hour late were talking about a cop car really stuck in a snow bank on the hilly side street. I had to laugh my butt off about that one but I didn't drive the Blazer any more in that area the rest of the winter.........I sure hope he learned a cold hard lesson about being an ******* [/QUOTE]
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