Funny Spam eMail

[BReeves]

This was supposedly from Intuit Payroll services..

Direct Deposit System Informer
Informative Only

We authorized your payroll on November 13, 2012 at 707 AM Central Time.

Finances would be left from the CHK account No. ending in: XXX6 on November 13, 2012.
sum to be gone away: $ 502.12
Paychecks will be procrastinated to your customers' accounts on: November, 14, 2012

Funds are typically left before business banking hours so please be sure you have fill Funds available by 12 a.m. on the date Cash are to be left.

Intuit must clear your payroll by 4 p.m. Pacific time, two banking days before your paycheck date or your workforce would not be paid on time. QuickBooks does not process payrolls on weekends or federal banking holidays.

Ya think they need to use a better interpreter

 

[jstaylor62]

All your bases are belong to us!

 

[Perplexed]

A lot of people would be upset if their paychecks procrastinated.

 

[ripnbst]

A lot of people would be upset if their paychecks procrastinated.

My thoughts exactly. Use the word procrastinate in a pay deposit and people will read carefully haha.

 

[Plinker]

Best one I've seen, including the guy who was "hiding out" in a secure location in London!

 

[criticalbass]

Sadly, there are a few stupid SOBs out there that will take the hook. I know being that dumb needs punishment, but these scams are truly amusing though despicable.

Some folks make a hobby of responding and messing with the scammers. I lack the energy and the computer skills necessary to do that, but applaud all such actions except toward the Nigerians, with whom I am in love. Meeting her next Friday. I'll announce the wedding when we set the date.

 

[jstaylor62]

This is several years old, but I was belly laughing when I first heard it on the radio...

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/363/transcript