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<blockquote data-quote="jarhead983" data-source="post: 1474034" data-attributes="member: 7129"><p>I am well known by family and friends to be a jokester and I will do most anything to get a laugh and when that doesn&#039;t succeed I will pester them until I get a response. Well I was trying to get my wife&#039;s goat and I was down to the ole standby &quot;I ain&#039;t touching you&quot; routine. Well she says &quot;Have I told you today that your an annoying ass?&quot; I laugh and continue. She then says that she is going to put that on my headstone. I love it. I mean, everyone puts down Loving Husband and Beloved Father, even when they are the most useless piece of sh#% on earth. Its to the point that you can&#039;t believe any headstone. Well, mine will be believed. It will probably make it in a cemetary tour guide. Well after the grass finally grows from where my wife tap dances on my grave, I will have a worn path where people come and look at my gravestone because it reads &#039;Here lies an annoying ass&quot;. Epic. So now when she calls me that, I just say &quot;I&#039;m just trying to remind you; put it in stone&quot;. Sweeeet</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="jarhead983, post: 1474034, member: 7129"] I am well known by family and friends to be a jokester and I will do most anything to get a laugh and when that doesn't succeed I will pester them until I get a response. Well I was trying to get my wife's goat and I was down to the ole standby "I ain't touching you" routine. Well she says "Have I told you today that your an annoying ass?" I laugh and continue. She then says that she is going to put that on my headstone. I love it. I mean, everyone puts down Loving Husband and Beloved Father, even when they are the most useless piece of sh#% on earth. Its to the point that you can't believe any headstone. Well, mine will be believed. It will probably make it in a cemetary tour guide. Well after the grass finally grows from where my wife tap dances on my grave, I will have a worn path where people come and look at my gravestone because it reads 'Here lies an annoying ass". Epic. So now when she calls me that, I just say "I'm just trying to remind you; put it in stone". Sweeeet [/QUOTE]

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