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<blockquote data-quote="MyMonkey" data-source="post: 1730121" data-attributes="member: 3945"><p>Oh man! I have a few. </p><p></p><p>The wife is trying on jeans one day and exclaims: "Too bad my but is so flat!" At which point my 7 year old chimes in with: "Flat? It's like two fresh apples back there!" I fell over. </p><p></p><p>The first time my 5 year old saw my carry weapon right after we came home from the grocery store while I was using the bathroom he exclaims: "MMMMm.... You took a gun to the grocery store! I'm telling mom!" LMAO</p><p></p><p>The other day my now 8 year old says: "Dad, what's a Vagitis?" I say, what? "Well, my friend told this girl at school to stick it in her vagitis but I don't know what that is." My retort: "Ask your mother."</p><p></p><p>One of the best ever. Maybe odd sounding but comes from a place of innocence. My son asked last year: "Dad, do you have to be brown to play pro basketball?" (Yes, he uses brown rather than the alternative) I Flipped through the channels until I saw a game with a few white players on the court and showed him. "Of course not, see"</p><p></p><p>More to come.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MyMonkey, post: 1730121, member: 3945"] Oh man! I have a few. The wife is trying on jeans one day and exclaims: "Too bad my but is so flat!" At which point my 7 year old chimes in with: "Flat? It's like two fresh apples back there!" I fell over. The first time my 5 year old saw my carry weapon right after we came home from the grocery store while I was using the bathroom he exclaims: "MMMMm.... You took a gun to the grocery store! I'm telling mom!" LMAO The other day my now 8 year old says: "Dad, what's a Vagitis?" I say, what? "Well, my friend told this girl at school to stick it in her vagitis but I don't know what that is." My retort: "Ask your mother." One of the best ever. Maybe odd sounding but comes from a place of innocence. My son asked last year: "Dad, do you have to be brown to play pro basketball?" (Yes, he uses brown rather than the alternative) I Flipped through the channels until I saw a game with a few white players on the court and showed him. "Of course not, see" More to come. [/QUOTE]
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