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<blockquote data-quote="Devilsbcoach" data-source="post: 1842911" data-attributes="member: 12092">I have several:When my daughter was little, my wife and I would spell things like &quot;pop&quot; so she wouldn&#039;t just drive us crazy to go buy one. When she finally figured it out, she would ask, &quot;Can we stop and get an I-O-P?&quot;One night on the way home from a particularly junky auction which had frustrated my brother to the point that where afterwards when discussing it with me he dropped several f-bombs, she wanted to know if we could stop and get a &quot;f****ing I-O-P&quot; I laughed.My wife rolled her eyes and said, &quot;Your brother...&quot;My daughter had taken her Papa to her room to show him her new Mickey Mouse picture. When Papa told her that was Minnie Mouse, she replied, That&#039;s bull****, Papa. That&#039;s Mickey Mouse. He was laughing so hard when he came out of her room that I thought he was having a heart attack.The next day I had a talk with her and explained that that was not a very nice word and that she should say &quot;fiddlesticks&quot;. Two days later I came home to changes shoes and as always, she was right in my hip pocket. As I pulled the shoestring tight, it broke. I was frustrated and said, Aww .....&quot; I stopped myself. &quot;Fiddlesticks,&quot; I finished. She looked at me very seriously and said, &quot;Daddy. Don&#039;t say that. Say bull****.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Devilsbcoach, post: 1842911, member: 12092"] I have several: When my daughter was little, my wife and I would spell things like "pop" so she wouldn't just drive us crazy to go buy one. When she finally figured it out, she would ask, "Can we stop and get an I-O-P?" One night on the way home from a particularly junky auction which had frustrated my brother to the point that where afterwards when discussing it with me he dropped several f-bombs, she wanted to know if we could stop and get a "f****ing I-O-P" I laughed. My wife rolled her eyes and said, "Your brother..." My daughter had taken her Papa to her room to show him her new Mickey Mouse picture. When Papa told her that was Minnie Mouse, she replied, That's bull****, Papa. That's Mickey Mouse. He was laughing so hard when he came out of her room that I thought he was having a heart attack. The next day I had a talk with her and explained that that was not a very nice word and that she should say "fiddlesticks". Two days later I came home to changes shoes and as always, she was right in my hip pocket. As I pulled the shoestring tight, it broke. I was frustrated and said, Aww ....." I stopped myself. "Fiddlesticks," I finished. She looked at me very seriously and said, "Daddy. Don't say that. Say bull****. [/QUOTE]

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