Got an ex spouse you hate? Name Cock a Roach in their honor

[Snattlerake]

What a cool way to remember your ex significant other and give them the treatment they deserve and at the same time contribute to a zoo's funds.

For $5 donation, Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten for Valentine's Day or $25 for a rat fed to a snake.​

Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten for Valentine's Day | CNN

Ever felt like ripping your ex's head off?

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This one is $15 and they will mail your ex a certificate from the Bronx Zoo.
For a $15 donation, your Valentine (or your ex) will receive a printable certificate featuring the name chosen for the roach named in their honor. Orders can be upgraded to packages that include a beanie, socks, or a virtual visit to the Bronx Zoo to meet the cockroaches.

Orders can be placed at Name a Roach

Y'all, meet Jackie

 

[thor447]

That is the entrepreneurial spirit at work.

 

[dennishoddy]

HAHA!
I don't hate my ex, just dislike her for the shat she pulled on me. We still have children between us so there will always be that connection.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Name cock a roach?
Richard, of course

 

[okietool]

I was thinking Papa Hal Roach
I can’t afford those for all my nemeses. It even my idiot Hal sisters. We got the dumb halves I guess. Not to mention whiny.

 

[Forgalspop]

What a cool way to remember your ex significant other and give them the treatment they deserve and at the same time contribute to a zoo's funds.

For $5 donation, Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten for Valentine's Day or $25 for a rat fed to a snake.​

Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten for Valentine's Day | CNN

Ever felt like ripping your ex's head off?

www.cnn.com

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This one is $15 and they will mail your ex a certificate from the Bronx Zoo.
For a $15 donation, your Valentine (or your ex) will receive a printable certificate featuring the name chosen for the roach named in their honor. Orders can be upgraded to packages that include a beanie, socks, or a virtual visit to the Bronx Zoo to meet the cockroaches.

Orders can be placed at Name a Roach

Y'all, meet Jackie

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How about paying to name one. "Let's go Brandon" or even simply Brandon!

 

[TerryMiller]

How about paying to name one. "Let's go Brandon" or even simply Brandon!

Let's go even further than that...

...name one each for Kamala Harris and Nancy Pelosi.

 

[Profreedomokie]

Does this work like a Voodoo doll? Asking for a friend.

 

[THAT Gurl]

@Snake I'd drop $5 for yours ... She's a pro (not that I'm telling you anything you don't already know ... )