Got me a 20 gauge HD shotgun

[Gunbuffer]

He will only have 5 if "racking the slide" scares off the intruder.

not if the action is open and the shell is on the lifter

 

[bigred1]

I keep a can of WD40 close.

 

[Gunbuffer]

I keep a can of WD40 close.

and a can of deodorant closer

 

[dennishoddy]

not if the action is open and the shell is on the lifter

Giving away your tactical position in the process.

 

[Gunbuffer]

Giving away your tactical position in the process.

how do you know what my tactical position is? these heels aren't very easy to stand in

 

[bigred1]

his bones creaking as he gets out of bed is all the noise needed

I'll just sic my new beast on em til I can gather myself..

 

[Gunbuffer]

so fricking cute

 

[surjimmy]

He will only have 5 if "racking the slide" scares off the intruder.

He won't need any shells to scare an intruder off. Can you imagine what Red looks like when he first gets out of bed.LOL

 

[dennishoddy]

how do you know what my tactical position is? these heels aren't very easy to stand in

As stated, your creaking old bones will do that.

 

[bigred1]

Now I can publicly thank Gunbuffer for the Mossberg since he told on himself.
THANKS