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Had the most unusual interaction with a Highway Patrol trooper yesterday.
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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 4181239" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p><h3>Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.</h3><p><strong>Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite donkey Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'". Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Police officer on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say." </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Shortly after the accident, a big old highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning and hollering so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his pistol, a 357 MAGNUM, and shot her POW! right between the eyes. Old Bessie just fell dead right there.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Then the trooper walked across the road with his gun still in his hand and asked me if I was injured or hurt in the accident. Well judge, I put it to you, after watching that big ol trooper shooting my bellering cow Bessie right between the eyes, dropping her in her tracks, what would you say?</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 4181239, member: 44288"] [HEADING=2]Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the lawyer.[/HEADING] [B]Farmer Joe responded, "Well. I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite donkey Bessie into the... "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'". Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Police officer on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say." Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the road when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a big old highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning and hollering so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his pistol, a 357 MAGNUM, and shot her POW! right between the eyes. Old Bessie just fell dead right there. Then the trooper walked across the road with his gun still in his hand and asked me if I was injured or hurt in the accident. Well judge, I put it to you, after watching that big ol trooper shooting my bellering cow Bessie right between the eyes, dropping her in her tracks, what would you say?[/B] [/QUOTE]
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