Handguns

[Junior Bonner]

Hey! Junior Bonner! Heard you gotchu a new handgun!

Yeah, how bout it Junior! Let's have a look see at what yore hidin' there!

It's top o' the line for this neck of the woods, boys! Brand new Taurus! A Mickey's Malt Liquor, a Jim Walter's House and a brand new Ultra Lite .44 Magnum! What more could a man of my means aspire to?

 

[jakerz]

I bet that's a handful.

 

[Junior Bonner]

I bet that's a handful.

Yeh. Kicks real bad one handed.

 

[Hobbes]

I'm guessing the fireball is about 12" in diameter and lights up like a flashbulb at night.

 

[Junior Bonner]

I'm guessing the fireball is about 12" in diameter and lights up like a flashbulb at night.

Well I hate to post these pics, because I posted these same ones in another thread last week. But I shot in high light conditions, 3 cylinders one handed, as fast as I could pull the trigger double action. Despite the brutal recoil, I'd get off all six in a little over 2 seconds, one handed. What happened to the target is that it shredded and flew to pieces. I think from blast.

 

[Junior Bonner]

How 'bout that pore man's hand cannon, Junior Bonner! That barrel ain't done fell off yet, now hazit? Jist kiddn' Junior! I know you gettin' some ribs this week, what you gonna season'em with?

Burnt gunpowder. Gonna stack one row of ribs behind the other, and let'um have it point blank with the UL, six rounds double action, one handed. Gonna post pics of it, too. I know all you OSA guys like plenty of pics of me shootin'! Oh I'm gonna shoot hell outa them ribs, an git gunpowder aftertaste all in the BBQ. Hells yeh!!! Plenty of meat and bone matter for them magnums to tear through. Gonna do it up!

 

[jmike314]

Oh how I've missed these "Tales of the Taurii".

 

[Junior Bonner]

Oh how I've missed these "Tales of the Taurii".

Jmike! Yes! You will have great fun here! I'm making it as weird as I can! I intend to spend some bucks on ribs tomorrow, I want to post pics of a pleaser, and not a teaser! Since it's a Taurus, we may get pics of the barrel falling off!

 

[saddlebum]

I like you better when you were 0311

 

[Junior Bonner]

I like you better when you were 0311

It was a tough decision not bringing back Yul Brynner. But I swear this thread is going to be weird, Saddlebum, I swear it!