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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sh00ter" data-source="post: 2100296" data-attributes="member: 24531"><p>I once had an aggressive ex-con-looking pitch man at my door...the glass door was shut but the front door open and it was a nice sunny afternoon and he did not notice I was in the garage (door up) underneath a vehicle working when he approached by front door. I just kept on working and figured he'd leave, but it was maybe 3-4min later and then I hear him yelling and beating on the glass door saying "I know you're in there" in an intimidating manner. Then I hear him jiggling the door handle so I had enough and I grabbed a giant pry bar and went around the corner to my front door. Then as he heard me right behind him and turned, he saw all 6'4" of me covered in grease (on my face too like war paint) with a 3 foot metal bar and a dip in my mouth with the angriest voice and look I could muster coming at him and saying "you better move on!" As soon as he saw he me began to try to mumble something and I interrupted him with my command...there was a van crawling by that was dropping these guys off and he ran in a full sprint to the van yelling to them to stop...before he did, he showed me the whites of his eyes and my plan worked...But I wanted him to know what an inconvenience he was LOL...</p></blockquote><p></p>