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<blockquote data-quote="badrinker" data-source="post: 1331729" data-attributes="member: 3822"><p>Reminds me of a joke:</p><p>Young man infatuated with his girlfriend Wendy, so he gets her name tattoo'ed on his 'unit'. Unfortunately due to "shrinkage", only WY is usually visible. Of course she dumps him for being too possessive (creepy).</p><p>Months later he is still trying to recover from the break-up, and is vacationing in Jamaica. While in the restroom letting out some Red Stripe, he happens to notice the very large Jamaican at the next urinal has a similiar WY tattoo visible. After apologies ("no ****") the young man reveals his own tat, and asks the Jamaican if he too was paying homage to a girlfriend named Wendy. Unsure how to respond to such a private inquiry, the Jamaican simply replies "no mon". Consumed by curiosity, the young man inquires as to what the rest of the tattoo might reveal. Finally the Jamaican lets him in on the secret:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="badrinker, post: 1331729, member: 3822"] Reminds me of a joke: Young man infatuated with his girlfriend Wendy, so he gets her name tattoo'ed on his 'unit'. Unfortunately due to "shrinkage", only WY is usually visible. Of course she dumps him for being too possessive (creepy). Months later he is still trying to recover from the break-up, and is vacationing in Jamaica. While in the restroom letting out some Red Stripe, he happens to notice the very large Jamaican at the next urinal has a similiar WY tattoo visible. After apologies ("no ****") the young man reveals his own tat, and asks the Jamaican if he too was paying homage to a girlfriend named Wendy. Unsure how to respond to such a private inquiry, the Jamaican simply replies "no mon". Consumed by curiosity, the young man inquires as to what the rest of the tattoo might reveal. Finally the Jamaican lets him in on the secret: "Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!" [/QUOTE]
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