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<blockquote data-quote="Spata" data-source="post: 2224596" data-attributes="member: 1455"><p>It all started when our over-heralded star, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely exasperated, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho slapped a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved tampons was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Secretary of Energy. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had known Secretary of Energy for (plus or minus) 200,000 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Secretary of Energy was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... insensitive. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho called her anyway, for the situation was urgent.</p><p></p><p> Secretary of Energy picked up to a very unhappy President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Secretary of Energy calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths turn red before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually exotically cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Why was Secretary of Energy trying to distract President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? Because she had snuck out from President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's with the tampons only two days prior. It was a exotic little tampons... how could she resist?</p><p></p><p> It didn't take long before President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho got back to the subject at hand: his tampons. Secretary of Energy cringed. Reluctantly, Secretary of Energy invited him over, assuring him they'd find the tampons. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Secretary of Energy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the tampons and she had to do it aimlessly. She figured that if President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho took the neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, she had take at least four minutes before President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would get there. But if he took the Hummer? Then Secretary of Energy would be alarmingly screwed.</p><p></p><p> Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Secretary of Energy was interrupted by seven pestering meer cats that were lured by her tampons. Secretary of Energy belched; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling worried, she recklessly reached for her dull pencil and aggressively hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Hummer rolling up. It was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Spata, post: 2224596, member: 1455"] It all started when our over-heralded star, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, woke up in a disease-infested jungle. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely exasperated, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho slapped a ripened avocado, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he realized that his beloved tampons was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Secretary of Energy. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho had known Secretary of Energy for (plus or minus) 200,000 years, the majority of which were eccentric ones. Secretary of Energy was unique. She was plucky though sometimes a little... insensitive. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho called her anyway, for the situation was urgent. Secretary of Energy picked up to a very unhappy President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Secretary of Energy calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths turn red before mating, yet man-eating capybaras usually exotically cringe *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Why was Secretary of Energy trying to distract President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho? Because she had snuck out from President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's with the tampons only two days prior. It was a exotic little tampons... how could she resist? It didn't take long before President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho got back to the subject at hand: his tampons. Secretary of Energy cringed. Reluctantly, Secretary of Energy invited him over, assuring him they'd find the tampons. President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Secretary of Energy realized that she was in trouble. She had to find a place to hide the tampons and she had to do it aimlessly. She figured that if President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho took the neighborhood-terrorizing crotch rocket, she had take at least four minutes before President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would get there. But if he took the Hummer? Then Secretary of Energy would be alarmingly screwed. Before she could come up with any reasonable ideas, Secretary of Energy was interrupted by seven pestering meer cats that were lured by her tampons. Secretary of Energy belched; 'Not again', she thought. Feeling worried, she recklessly reached for her dull pencil and aggressively hit every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. She exhaled with relief. That's when she heard the Hummer rolling up. It was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. [/QUOTE]
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