How to install a southern home security system

[Johnny]

1. Go to goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of guns and ammo.
3. Put for giant dog dishes next to the boots and magizines.
4. Leave a note on the door that reads:
Bubba
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him upbad.
I don't think killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

 

[twoguns?]

LOL Writing note now

 

[arkmark]

I've got to steal that, its going on my facebook status

 

[AR-SHOOTER29]

Good stuff

 

[TerryMiller]

Yeah, it is still funny, but the first time I heard that one I kicked the slats out of my cradle from laughing.

Can't remember where it was, but there used to be an image running around with that all in mind.

 

[Johnny]

I've got to steal that, its going on my facebook status

That's where my wife got it from.

Yeah, it is still funny, but the first time I heard that one I kicked the slats out of my cradle from laughing.

Can't remember where it was, but there used to be an image running around with that all in mind.

Gotta love the classics.