How Tough Are You?

[druryj]

I know there's a bunch of you in here who think you're a tough guy. I'm not talking about no steenkin' black belt in karate, or how much you can bench press...I'm talkin' about tough. So; how dang tough are you? As for me:

I'm tough as a two-dollar steak.

 

[mightymouse]

Tuff enuf to shoot the hard-recoiling .22 LR caliber all day long....

 

[65ny]

I'm so tough, sometimes I eat cereal without putting milk on it.

 

[cal7.62x39]

I'm tough enough to use dollar store T.P.

 

[Glock 'em down]

I'm so tough, I've been married to the same woman for 30 years...









.and still kiss her goodnight!

 

[65ny]

I'm so tough, I've been married to the same woman for 30 years...









.and still kiss her goodnight!

I think that proves how tough SHE is....

 

[Glock 'em down]

Tru dat.

 

[D. Hargrove]

I'm so tough, I ate Ruth's Chris leftovers once.

 

[beastep]

When I chop onions, the onions cry.

 

[FRISKY]

I'm so tough, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the head...and I lived.