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<blockquote data-quote="Snattlerake" data-source="post: 3747335" data-attributes="member: 44288"><p>On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"</p><p></p><p>The tower responded, "Who is calling?"</p><p></p><p>The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"</p><p></p><p>The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If you are Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If you are Navy it is 6 bells. If Army, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If you are a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Snattlerake, post: 3747335, member: 44288"] On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If you are Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If you are Navy it is 6 bells. If Army, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If you are a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday." [/QUOTE]
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