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<blockquote data-quote="Pulp" data-source="post: 1569112" data-attributes="member: 14195">My first and close to last game of golf I watched every one else tee off, figgered, &quot;Yeah, I can do that.&quot;&nbsp; So I hit my ball, it goes straight for about 10 feet, then takes a 90 degree turn to the right, goes across the 9th fairway and out into a section road.&nbsp; So as every one else is walking down toward the 1st green, I&#039;m crawling over a barb wire fence.&nbsp; Not sure of the rules, and definitely sure I didn&#039;t want to ruin a borrowed club on a gravel road, I threw the ball over the fence, back on to the 9th fairway and hit it again.&nbsp; It goes straight for about 10 feet, the takes a 45 degree turn to the right.&nbsp; &quot;Well,&quot; thinks I, &quot;I&#039;ve got this figgered out.&quot;&nbsp; So I turn way back to the left before hitting the ball.&nbsp; It goes straight for about 10 feet, then takes a 75 degree turn to the left, and rolls back up to the 1st tee box.&nbsp; Everyone else is putting, and I&#039;ve hit the ball three times, walked 200 yards, crawled over a fence twice, and am right back where I started.Good luck to y&#039;all, I wish you well.&nbsp; I&#039;ll stick to guns.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pulp, post: 1569112, member: 14195"] My first and close to last game of golf I watched every one else tee off, figgered, "Yeah, I can do that." So I hit my ball, it goes straight for about 10 feet, then takes a 90 degree turn to the right, goes across the 9th fairway and out into a section road. So as every one else is walking down toward the 1st green, I'm crawling over a barb wire fence. Not sure of the rules, and definitely sure I didn't want to ruin a borrowed club on a gravel road, I threw the ball over the fence, back on to the 9th fairway and hit it again. It goes straight for about 10 feet, the takes a 45 degree turn to the right. "Well," thinks I, "I've got this figgered out." So I turn way back to the left before hitting the ball. It goes straight for about 10 feet, then takes a 75 degree turn to the left, and rolls back up to the 1st tee box. Everyone else is putting, and I've hit the ball three times, walked 200 yards, crawled over a fence twice, and am right back where I started. Good luck to y'all, I wish you well. I'll stick to guns. [/QUOTE]

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